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I found vaudree's predictions for DH on hpana:

1. Regulus Black is not the Bloody Baron
2. RAB is not the Bloody Baron
3. RAB is Regulus Arcturus Black
4. Mundungus Fletcher got himself arrested on Dumbledore’s orders so that he could 5. watch over Lucius Malfoy.

6. Zachariah Smith is related to Hepzibah Smith (same surname and both associated with Hufflepuff – though all Zack seems to like collecting is new bruises from Ginny probably because he likes her).
7. Only Gryffinders figure that Zachariah Smith’s Quidditch commentary is more biased than Lee Jordan’s.
8. Phineas Nigellus knows some of the reasons why Dumbledore trusts Snape
9. Minerva McGonagall and Myrtle are not related
10. Lupin will not be the new leader of the Order of the Phoenix because he is too much of a people pleaser to be effective in giving orders.

11. Dobby will become a full fledged member of the Order of the Phoenix and participate in the fight against Voldemort and the Death Eaters.
12. Nagini is in love with Voldemort because his animagus form is that of a snake and snakes go by sense of smell. It wasn’t Nagini who bit Arthur in the Ministry but Voldemort himself.
13. The longer one stays in one’s animagus form, the harder it becomes to resist the instincts and urges of the animal whose form one has taken.
14. The conversation between Harry and the Tom that came out of the Diary took place in Parsletongue.
15. Myrtle Will Be Used As a Weapon Against Dumbledore

16. The curse on the DADA position is lifted with Dumbledore’s death
17. Hagrid’s father was part goblin because he was too small to be a full blooded wizard.
18. Hagrid got his love of dangerous animals from his father (since Papa Hagrid likes big women and Fridwulfa likes smaller men).
19. Grawp is Hagrid’s mispronunciation Guelph, which was Fridwulf’s nickname for Papa (Ralph) Hagrid. It means little wolf and is one of the former names of the Britidh Royal family.
20. Grawp’s father was a mountain troll that Fridwulfa took up with because she was lonely without her husband and son.

21. Fridwulfa left her husband and son to protect them. She was afraid that they would become collateral damage if the Aurors tried to capture her in their presence. Fridwulfa also feared that Papa Hagrid might be killed trying to protect her.
22. Grunnings, the company Vernon works for, was founded by a wizard by the name of Alberic Grunnion.
23. Piers Polkiss is Peter Pettigrew’s son.
24. Dumbledore sent the Howler, not because he figured that Petunia would kick Harry out, but because he figured that Petunia would not be brave enough to stand up to Vernon to prevent Harry from leaving.
25. We will learn that the various forms of magic are not good or bad in and of themselves, it is the use to which the magic is put that makes it good or bad.

26. We will learn that Harry gave as good as he got when it came to Dudley.
27. Petunia’s tears usually cover up her laughter. For example, Petunia, like Harry, thought that Dudley looked silly in his school uniform and wanted him to go to another school.
28. Petunia fusses with Harry’s hair because she hasn’t given up on the idea that if she could get Harry and his hair to behave that Vernon would like him better.
29. Ludo Bagman was at the graveyard in front of the Riddle mansion.
30. Snape knew that Moody was Barty, the night Harry worked on the egg clue because he saw Barty’s name on the map.

31. Voldemort has not finished using the information he gained from Bertha Jorkin.
32. Goblins and House Elves were originally of the same people.
33. Fred is jealous of Percy, his other older brothers, and does his best to keep Ron down because he is afraid that Ron will outshine him.
34. Ron is racist against everything but muggles.
35. Firenze was Florence’s son.

36. Firenze will teach History or Astronomy after the Ministry does away with Divination.
37. Trelawney is fired and takes up her former residence at the Hogs Head.
38. Golgomath is a mispronunciation of Gulgoleth, which refers to the skull rolling around after its been cut off.
39. Lily was a Prefect during Snape’s Worst Memory.
40. Gryfindor Beat Slytherin for the Quidditch Cup During Snape’s Fifth Year.

41. Peter’s Silver hand, which is made partially of Unicorn blood, is Voldemort’s final Horcrux.

THEORIES I MAY NOT GET UP IN TIME

1. Neville Will Be a House Husband with a small Magical Plant business while the children are young and will then follow the children into Hogwarts as the Herbology Professor
2. Snape played Keeper for Slytherin.
3. Ginny used a Love Potion on Harry in HBP.
4. Harry will end up with Luna.
5. Ginny will End Up with Neville.
6. It will be revealed that Hermione tried to promote Ginny and sabotage Harry’s relationships with other witches because Hermione did not want Harry to date a girl that might later make a move on Ron.
7. George will be the First Weasley to Die

More here:

What about the following:

Ted who reads the Muggle news is Ted Tonks;

The Carrows are Werewolves;

Crookshanks is not an animagus (because he cannot control his transformations) but his other form is that of a wizard;

Snape was a Prefect;

Snape was the Slytherin Keeper during the final against Gryffindor in Fifth year;

Percy is neither as straight-lace nor as rule abiding as Harry and Ron think he is;

Ripper is an animagus and the real perpetrator of the events which happened the day Marge started to remind JKR of the Pig balloons at a Pink Floyd concert.

That JKR has better taste in music than Lady Diana;

That Minerva McGonagall and Augusta Longbottom are sisters;

That Harry is a Horcrux;

That Snape and Petunia once dated;

Snape joined the DE to protect the woman he loved, her sister, his mother, and his sister Irma - or, more correctly, in exchange for their protection;

Snape actually knows how to make the Wolfbane Potions so that it both tastes good and is effected - but doesn't want to.

That Dudley has been jealous of Harry for years;

That Dudley and Draco will be a couple and Pansy will take solace in Blaise's arms (the Belinda Stronach, Peter MacKay, Tie Domi, Condi Rice theory)

That Colin and Dennis Creevey AND Dudley's friend Dennis were both named for their grandfather - Dennis Bishop;

That George is slightly younger than Fred;

George will be the first Weasley to die;

That McG and Hagrid will get together;

That Luna is a descendant of both Dumbledore and Ollivander;

That Snape's Patronus is a Unicorn and that it reminds him of Petunia.

comments: Poke a delusional shipper

major_dallas

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Time:	2009-09-07 11:05 am (UTC)

Wow that's a whole lot of WRONG... it'd be easier to look at the stuff that was right... *crickets chirping*... uh yeah, anyway...

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esclaramonde

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Time:	2009-09-07 01:38 pm (UTC)

Be fair, she got RAB! Just like ... every other person who read the books.

September 7th, 2009

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