The HMS STFU - Always I want to be with you, And make believe with you, And live in Harmony, Harmony, oh love.
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June 14th, 2010
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| Oh, my God. Where do I even start? First, the moral of this story seems to be that it's okay to say nasty things to your wife, hit her, and threaten to take away her children...as long as she's fat, wears revealing clothing, and/or doesn't do exactly what you say. Awesome. Second, I love how every other sentence is about how Ron fails at something. He's a drunk! He hits his wife and kids! He's a rapist! He sleeps with whores! He's cheap! He kills birds! HE DOESN'T APPRECIATE CLASSICAL MUSIC! Third, I like that Ginny is both "stout" and "portly". Also, I enjoy how the author isn't satisfied with just making her fat; he/she has to make her flat-chested, too. Fourth, was Hermione reading a novelization of "A Date with Your Family", that short from MST3K? Gee, I hope so. Fifth, is Harry supposed to be sympathetic? Because I know that I adore men who hold their wives in contempt and belittle them behind their backs! Sixth, I'm kind of disappointed that Ron didn't call Hermione a mudblood, turn out to be a Death Eater, molest children, engage in sexual acts with a pony, kill an endangered species, discourage his children from learning, litter, smoke, eat opium, take too many diet pills in order to cram for a big test, cheat at cards, cheat on his taxes, plagiarize, dip snuff, cross-dress, turn out to be gay, blackmail his gay lover, lead a religious cult, spread vicious rumors, sleep with Ginny, gamble, fail to recycle, have a porn addiction, join a Satanic church, and claim to "not get" Impressionism. (carey_pontmercy from Livejournal) | ||||||
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| Second, I love how every other sentence is about how Ron fails at something. He's a drunk! He hits his wife and kids! He's a rapist! He sleeps with whores! He's cheap! He kills birds! HE DOESN'T APPRECIATE CLASSICAL MUSIC! LOL, I love that last part -- it comes across as so much more horrifying than everything before it. XD Brb, am off to jam with Harry to the tunes of...Bach, and Beethoven. WHY has no one told me before how much Harry loved that kind of music? Here I thought it might remind him of his stuffy Aunt Petunia, but well now. | ||||||
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The HMS STFU - Always I want to be with you, And make believe with you, And live in Harmony, Harmony, oh love.
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