In case you didn't see it in Baraduyn's thread, I present: Subjugation.
Very basic summary: A Snape is good, Dumbledore and the Marauders are evil fic.
Detailed summary: Chapter One:
Snape: We're at my trial. Well, the trial where I accuse Dumbledore of raping me, only I'm being treated as the accused. It's not that I mind being raped, though, because I'm so tragically used to it from when the Marauders did it to me.
Dumbledore: I'm a twinkly old man, ho ho! Old boy! Well, Severus has such a wonderful body, and he was rubbing up against me, so how could I help myself? *winks*
Snape: He called me a hottie.
Wizengamot: Er ... why do you have a vagina?
Snape: Voldemort cursed me into hermaphroditecy.
Wizengamot: *oppresses Snape*
Dumbledore: *lies about Snape*
Wizengamot: Snape must marry Dumbledore, for the good of their child.
Everyone: *oppresses Snape*
Wizengamot at the party: *pinches Snape's bottom* *makes dirty joke* *calls Snape the wife* *leaves*
Dumbledore: Lemon drop, my child? Let's consummate our union. Now.
Snape: *tries to run away*
Dumbledore: *beats Snape*
Snape: Wow, you remind me of Voldemort. I shall huddle on the floor.
Dumbledore: I shall lead you to the bedroom now. And undress you. Mm, boobies. *sexes Snape up*
Snape: *acts like a Victorian bride*
Dumbledore: Yes, little one, be afraid. "I have not yet begun to debauch!"
In the morning
Dumbledore: "Please child, call me Albus, I am your husband." *dresses Snape in a breast-enhancing gown*
Snape: So, why exactly are you doing all this to me?
Dumbeldore: I view you as my reward for so many years devoted to the Light. *acts like a very dirty old man* I've been stealing memories from you to watch in my Pensieve while you sleep.
Snape: So you knew that Potter, Black and Pettigrew raped me and you didn't do anything?
Dumbledore: I am perfectly reasonable in letting all of Slytherin House rape you as well. Also, I believe in pure-blood supremacy. *emotionally abuses Snape* *remembers getting Knockturn Alley prostitutes* *imagines beating Snape*
Dumbledore: *treats Snape as a sex slave*
Snape: I'm submissive. *remembers first day of "servitude"*
Dumbledore to staff: So, Snape accused me of rape. After all that I've done for him!
Hagrid: *chokes Snape*
"the newly resurrected and pardoned Sirius Black": God, Snape, what the hell is wrong with you?
Professors: Let's horsewhip him! He's evil!
Dumbledore: Wait! *details the situation, especially the wedding night* And he is carrying my son.
Sirius: *sneers at Snape's breasts* Albus, you lucky dog.
Female staff members and Flitwick: Aw. Have some pregnancy tips.
Dumbledore: *oppresses Snape*
Slytherin House: *is smaller* *and oppressed*
Gryffindor House: *oppresses*
Draco: I'm so sweet. Angelic, even. I think Moody killed my mother. Oh dear, here comes Professor Black -- Snape, I don't want to leave you alone with him.
Dumbledore: You are not allowed to talk to Malfoy! *binds Snape and beats him with a willow switch* *rapes Snape* *makes Snape kiss the end of his robes*
Next morning, or something
Snape: *initiates sex* (I'm sure you wanted to know)
Snape and Dumbledore: *roleplay detention*
Snape and Draco: Oh, we're such tricky Slytherins. Fooling Dumbledore!
Draco: I was fearing for your safety. Because I'm so nice. "It is just the thought of you, with those breasts straining against a tight black corset, a pair of fishnet hose and spiked heels, which might just be enough to make me reconsider which team I play for." Weasley killed Crabbe and Goyle, you know.
Snape: *finds a secret room* Oh, gross, a painting of the Dumbledore brothers having a threesome. *looks around* This room seems to be devoted to sex.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: "This will be extremely disturbing."
Snape: Dumbledore hasn't raped me in a while. It's freaking me out!
Hermione: I'm sympathetic to you, sir.
Sirius: *leers* Let me feel the baby kick.
Sirius: I'm totally raping you in front of Dumbledore, Snape.
Snape: *escapes* *takes a shower*
Death Eater-masked stranger: Traitor!
Stranger: *is really Dumbledore doing more roleplay*
Snape: WTF? You cut me with that knife! You could have hurt the baby! What is wrong with you?
Dumbledore* *backhands Snape* *beats on Snape* You will submit! For REAL, now!
Sirius: You called, Headmaster? *molests Snape* *kisses Dumbledore*
Dumbledore and Sirius: *rape Snape* *leave*
AUTHOR'S NOTES: "This is the most graphic and disturbing part of the story. Some people might prefer to skip to the end."
In the hospital wing
Madam Pomfrey: *cries* Dumbledore, Severus is all beaten and raped!
Dumbledore: Er, really? *obliviates*
Remus: Ah, I've returned to Hogwarts. I have dreams about that beautiful Snape, you know.
Trelawney: I can see from the tarot cards that Snape is being held in bondage, and is ill, and that it will all end in justice.
Remus: That's good. I'm going to go find Harry.
Hermione: Remus, I think Snape is being abused.
Dumbledore: *abuses Snape like a madman* Aw, I'm sorry. Someday we'll have a happy family. I'd like daughters. Lots of them. You can teach them to be submissive. *tells Snape what he's going to do to their children*
Snape: No! That cannot be! I'll have to kill Dumbledore after I have my baby!
More to come!
Any resemblance to cleolinda's style is ... purely coincidental. Yeah.