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November 17th, 2005
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| In case you didn't see it in Baraduyn's thread, I present: Subjugation. Very basic summary: A Snape is good, Dumbledore and the Marauders are evil fic. Detailed summary: Chapter One: Snape: We're at my trial. Well, the trial where I accuse Dumbledore of raping me, only I'm being treated as the accused. It's not that I mind being raped, though, because I'm so tragically used to it from when the Marauders did it to me. Dumbledore: I'm a twinkly old man, ho ho! Old boy! Well, Severus has such a wonderful body, and he was rubbing up against me, so how could I help myself? *winks* Snape: He called me a hottie. Wizengamot: Er ... why do you have a vagina? Snape: Voldemort cursed me into hermaphroditecy. Wizengamot: *oppresses Snape* Dumbledore: *lies about Snape* Wizengamot: Snape must marry Dumbledore, for the good of their child. Everyone: *oppresses Snape* Chapter Two: Wizengamot at the party: *pinches Snape's bottom* *makes dirty joke* *calls Snape the wife* *leaves* Dumbledore: Lemon drop, my child? Let's consummate our union. Now. Snape: *tries to run away* Dumbledore: *beats Snape* Snape: Wow, you remind me of Voldemort. I shall huddle on the floor. Dumbledore: I shall lead you to the bedroom now. And undress you. Mm, boobies. *sexes Snape up* Snape: *acts like a Victorian bride* Dumbledore: Yes, little one, be afraid. "I have not yet begun to debauch!" Chapter Three: In the morning Snape: *vomits* Dumbledore: "Please child, call me Albus, I am your husband." *dresses Snape in a breast-enhancing gown* Snape: So, why exactly are you doing all this to me? Dumbeldore: I view you as my reward for so many years devoted to the Light. *acts like a very dirty old man* I've been stealing memories from you to watch in my Pensieve while you sleep. Snape: So you knew that Potter, Black and Pettigrew raped me and you didn't do anything? Dumbledore: I am perfectly reasonable in letting all of Slytherin House rape you as well. Also, I believe in pure-blood supremacy. *emotionally abuses Snape* *remembers getting Knockturn Alley prostitutes* *imagines beating Snape* Chapter Four: Dumbledore: *treats Snape as a sex slave* Snape: I'm submissive. *remembers first day of "servitude"* In memory Dumbledore to staff: So, Snape accused me of rape. After all that I've done for him! Hagrid: *chokes Snape* "the newly resurrected and pardoned Sirius Black": God, Snape, what the hell is wrong with you? Professors: Let's horsewhip him! He's evil! Dumbledore: Wait! *details the situation, especially the wedding night* And he is carrying my son. Hagrid: *cries* Sirius: *sneers at Snape's breasts* Albus, you lucky dog. Female staff members and Flitwick: Aw. Have some pregnancy tips. Staff: *leaves* Dumbledore: *oppresses Snape* Slytherin House: *is smaller* *and oppressed* Gryffindor House: *oppresses* Draco: I'm so sweet. Angelic, even. I think Moody killed my mother. Oh dear, here comes Professor Black -- Snape, I don't want to leave you alone with him. Dumbledore: You are not allowed to talk to Malfoy! *binds Snape and beats him with a willow switch* *rapes Snape* *makes Snape kiss the end of his robes* Next morning, or something Snape: *initiates sex* (I'm sure you wanted to know) Chapter Five: Snape and Dumbledore: *roleplay detention* Snape and Draco: Oh, we're such tricky Slytherins. Fooling Dumbledore! Draco: I was fearing for your safety. Because I'm so nice. "It is just the thought of you, with those breasts straining against a tight black corset, a pair of fishnet hose and spiked heels, which might just be enough to make me reconsider which team I play for." Weasley killed Crabbe and Goyle, you know. Snape: *finds a secret room* Oh, gross, a painting of the Dumbledore brothers having a threesome. *looks around* This room seems to be devoted to sex. Chapter Six: AUTHOR'S NOTE: "This will be extremely disturbing." Snape: Dumbledore hasn't raped me in a while. It's freaking me out! Hermione: I'm sympathetic to you, sir. Sirius: *leers* Let me feel the baby kick. Hermione: *leaves* Sirius: I'm totally raping you in front of Dumbledore, Snape. Snape: *escapes* *takes a shower* Death Eater-masked stranger: Traitor! Chapter Seven: Stranger: *is really Dumbledore doing more roleplay* Snape: WTF? You cut me with that knife! You could have hurt the baby! What is wrong with you? Dumbledore* *backhands Snape* *beats on Snape* You will submit! For REAL, now! Sirius: You called, Headmaster? *molests Snape* *kisses Dumbledore* Dumbledore and Sirius: *rape Snape* *leave* Snape: *cries* Chapter Eight: AUTHOR'S NOTES: "This is the most graphic and disturbing part of the story. Some people might prefer to skip to the end." In the hospital wing Madam Pomfrey: *cries* Dumbledore, Severus is all beaten and raped! Dumbledore: Er, really? *obliviates* Remus: Ah, I've returned to Hogwarts. I have dreams about that beautiful Snape, you know. Trelawney: I can see from the tarot cards that Snape is being held in bondage, and is ill, and that it will all end in justice. Remus: That's good. I'm going to go find Harry. Hermione: Remus, I think Snape is being abused. Dumbledore: *abuses Snape like a madman* Aw, I'm sorry. Someday we'll have a happy family. I'd like daughters. Lots of them. You can teach them to be submissive. *tells Snape what he's going to do to their children* Snape: No! That cannot be! I'll have to kill Dumbledore after I have my baby! More to come! Any resemblance to ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} cleolinda's style is ... purely coincidental. Yeah.ETA: next part |
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