Hot Properties Cancelled
Dear Pamie,

OMFG, I just, like, read, about how your AWEsome new show totally got, like, cancelled by those jerks at ABC!!!1 (that's waaaay worse than the time my Dad was arrested for hitting my Mom! I feel ya!)

;__; It's so unfair! Just 'cause your show was 79th in the ratings last week, whatevas! 79 was my number in soccer! #79 ROXOR! And, sure, the show got awful reviews, but that was just RUDE!!!1

I am sending you tons of **hugs** girl! But I know you don't need them, because you've got super-thick skin and would never let anything like some minor criticism (is that the right word for it?) from a network without pity get you down!

OMG, maybe now TWoP can hire you back to write the Gilmore Girls recaps! That would be bitchin'!

Hope to see you around,
Your #1 Fan 4Ever -

Stac(e)y