It's true, ya' know. I mean, if having a gay friend means you're socially conscious and progressive, having three is practically the equivalent of a Ph.D in sociology.

Unless you actually are gay. Then you're just taking things too personally, and your personal experiences don't count because you're viewing the situation irrationally... Hey, don't look at me like that, I'm just stating the facts. God, there you go getting offended again. Why do have to be so oversensitive?

(Me? Bitter gay girl? Now where would you get that idea...)