All the meat was is me trying to find where it came from, because I don't want to inadvertently be mocking people who should not ever be mocked while trying to express that sometimes, I cannot brain today, I has the dumb.

Perhaps!

I love horses. I blame my mother for my stint as a horse girl, for she too was a horse girl, and I grew up with her horsey books, pictures, figurines and so on, and I got to take riding lessons. They were fun, but they ended when I broke my arm at riding camp. My riding instructor was a totally unempathic jerk, and would not take "I can't do it" as an answer. I don't fear horses at all, I just can't afford it and now I live in the city. Alas. :(

/thoughtsonhorses