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kartikeya (

kartikeya) wrote in

unfunny_fandom,

This was my first reaction too. Lily's dead! Yes and you know SO IS SNAPE. I know the Snapefen have been going off writing stories about him being secretly caring for Muggle children in Canada or something but really.

And then my second reaction was: AND THEY AREN'T REAL. SNAPE ISN'T REAL. HE ISN'T 'ON THE MARKET' BECAUSE HE DOESN'T EXIST, LILY IS NOT ACTUALLY YOUR RIVAL AND SNAPE WOULD FIND YOU INTENSELY ANNOYING EVEN IF HE DID EXIST.

As for the last paragraph, I can't even.

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