I think the last time I watched a soap was about 10 years ago. I haven't watche EE since Alfie Moon and what's her name got married at Christmas and he rented the snow machine, I can't remember the last time I watched Corrie, I think when Dierdre'd daughter murdered the handyman and Emmerdale, wow Emmerdale. Charity was going to get married to the old head of the King family. Whatever happened to his middle son? I did like Emmerdale, I never knew so much champagne was drunk on a Yordhire farm.