Wow, what a nincompoop he is; I'd like to see him sit in on the Gay Sex 101 (Or, How not to fail at slash!) panel at Anime North. When he finds out it's the two bigass macho looking bear dudes who are mega snuggly and have been together 13 years going strong and are happily and admittedly sappy by turns? He'll probably have a brain wreck and end up running in tiny circles until he passes out.

I'd pay good money to see that. Or to see him get sarcasm-bombarded clean out of the room.