For me, the "best" was the way he was (albeit unintentionally) erasing male rape. After all, if he's right and men are always up for sex, especially if the person is hot, then...if the rapist is attractive, we can logically conclude it wasn't actually rape, right? And based off his characterization on the different ways gay male sex and heterosexual sex are conducted, a man couldn't possibly be raped by one these wilting female flowers. Because he is a MAN and therefore MANLY.