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J. Crew Guy ([info]j_crew_guy) wrote in [info]unfunny_fandom,
@ 2011-09-29 07:22:00


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The DCnU: Now with more fail than ever!
Backstory: DC Comics has rebooted their entire universe with the DCnU and "The New 52", with 52 first issues of their titles, including Action Comics and Detective Comics. And new versions of familiar characters. Some of them more different than others. This has been... controversial to say the least. But where the fail has really hit the fan has been with DCnU!Starfire and Catwoman.

DCnU!Starfire is basically a scantily-clad wish fulfillment object in the first issue of Red Hood and the Outlaws #1. DCnU!Catwoman had sex with Batman at the end of Catwoman #1.

Comics Alliance's Laura Hudson has a well-written, well thought out response.

And another well-written response from a female fan.

A 7-year-old girl responds to the new, sexed up Starfire.

Shortpacked! does the math.

What does DC Comics have to say for themselves? "Pay atention to the ratings."

Edit: [info]thisfishflies reminds me that if you value keeping your blood pressure low, you should avoid reading the comments with those links.

And [info]spawn_of_kong points out Linkara's reactions to these changes (and others) for those who are interested.

Edit #2: [info]anarchicq says there's a survey being done by DC. But they only want to hear from certain people.

Patton Oswalt ragequits buying/reading DC after an encounter with a "New 52" survey taker in his local comic book store.


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[info]ninwhore
2011-09-30 02:02 am UTC (link)
Someone pointed out that women not only seem to be getting the most changes and I thought that was pretty accurate. I mean, we're getting new 'sexy' versions left and right. I'm a little afraid for Spoiler now. But oh wait she's a 'Bat' so she'll be pretty safe. Oh and speaking of, let's not even get started on just how fucked the timeline is now. Every event with 'Crisis' in it's name happened and so did Batman RIP and Blackest night.

All within ten years. THAT DOESN'T WORK. Lets not even get into how some of those events had a lot to deal with relationships between the characters (ESPECIALLY Identity Crisis) which are now gone.

I just... It's amazing just how badly they've fucked this up. At least I still have Rage Kitty.

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[info]bemysty
2011-09-30 03:48 am UTC (link)
> But oh wait she's a 'Bat' so she'll be pretty safe.

That's also a point that bugged me - they call it the New 52, but how many of these books are Batman family-related again? I remember scrolling down a list of proposed titles a while ago and just going ( ´_ゝ`) when the third Batman book showed up.

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[info]ninwhore
2011-09-30 04:18 am UTC (link)
It's not just Batman. Green Lantern is unchanged which, as much as a fan of the Rainbow Lanterns, is a bit of an eye raise. I can forgive them a little though because, like I said, there's Rage Kitty. That and I think there's a lot more potential for awesome females than what's on Earth.

(Let's just ignore what the stupid in Green Latern though. I'll just stick with Corps and the other titles)

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[info]bemysty
2011-09-30 04:45 am UTC (link)
I have to admit I'm a bit more lenient regarding the GL books because there've been periods with no GL books whatsoever - which is decidedly not the case with Bats.

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[info]ninwhore
2011-09-30 05:00 am UTC (link)
That too. But I also think they could actually give DC that whole 'Diversity' thing they keep promising and not living up to. They can literally have any character they want with any sort of background and just say 'They're an alien that's just how their species works'

Now if we could just get more less 'human' aliens I'd be pleased (No DC, giving a person a different skin tone does not an alien make)

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[info]bemysty
2011-09-30 05:27 am UTC (link)
But that would be haaaaaaaaard.

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[info]ninwhore
2011-09-30 06:05 am UTC (link)
I just want a female alien that's not a mammal and I want her to NOT HAVE BOOBS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

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[info]skypirate
2011-09-30 06:36 pm UTC (link)
On the other hand, there's the Dark section books, which really ARE something different (like those proto-Vertigo books). But, we could've had those without screwing over so many minority characters in other books. :(

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[info]obsidianwolf
2011-09-30 04:14 am UTC (link)
Are you sure it's ten years?

The Justice league flashback says Five years for the founding of the Justice League. So that means even if Batman and the other heroes were operating on their own for five years all the crap that still happened that the Justice league was involved in is now crammed into five years.

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[info]hallidae
2011-09-30 04:32 am UTC (link)
But they've also said Bruce is still only thirty-five. Which... including all his training and the time he worked alone (because Morrison is still writing in his "everything counted!" style) means he went through, like, a Robin a year or something, since all but Steph are still canon. WTF.

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[info]ninwhore
2011-09-30 04:38 am UTC (link)
On that note Steph being shoehorned out was bullshit. Everything else happened except Steph? Really?

DC is not a fan of their females in the Batfam. Except Barbra as Batgirl of course!!!

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[info]skypirate
2011-09-30 06:33 pm UTC (link)
Apparently Bruce has been around for ten years, but publicly for about five years. Which means they reinstituted the ridiculous Urban Legend!Batman, haha.

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[info]obsidianwolf
2011-10-02 11:49 pm UTC (link)
Yeah that entire idea never worked but it is one of those ones like evil being inherited that just keeps sticking around in DC.

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[info]ninwhore
2011-09-30 04:35 am UTC (link)
Yup, that's what they've said. The heroes (Or at least Batman) were solo for 5 years, the League was formed, and then everything else happened in a five year period leading up until the new stories.

It's incredibly stupid.

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[info]phosfate
2011-10-01 07:08 pm UTC (link)
But oh wait she's a 'Bat' so she'll be pretty safe.

Yeah, she'll just get fridged. Again.

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[info]taichara
2011-10-03 06:59 pm UTC (link)
I have some bad news.

DC has so totally fragged anything resembling continuity, and are being so slapdash about what is actually included, that DiDio just over the weekend stated that now all the Crises, etc are struck from continuity.

How that's going to affect, oh, just about everything -- especially the Bat books and the Lantern books, the ones DC left relatively untouched -- is absolutely mindbending.

They're shooting themselves in the foot faster than they can reload.

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[info]hallidae
2011-10-04 10:29 pm UTC (link)
...whu- how the fuck is Jason even alive, then?! And that's just for starters.

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[info]taichara
2011-10-04 11:52 pm UTC (link)
The only thing I can theorize is that they're going with a pure toss-him-in-the-Pit explanation.

Alas, not everything is as "easily" explained as Jason ...

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