Well you're doing a pretty poor job of oppression, I must say. If you want to catch up to how good so very, very many straight men are at oppressing heterosexuals, you're gonna have to put in some overtime. Though I still don't know if you'll ever catch up. I mean, how can you compete with hundreds of years (lowballing it) of straight rich guys oppressing pretty much everyone else? Just catching up to Rick Santorum's gonna take some really concerted effort!