And one of my friends, someone who I'd thought would totally grok the issue, is in the "ruined forever, diaf people that hated old Derpy" camp, and he's a Canadian of African descent of low income and clinical depression to boot. He'd be bisexual, if we existed.

He's pretty colonized, and it's sad.

I understand the appeal of a punchy label, and I love wordplay. I'll probably think of something. The closest I can come up with is "Unicorndog" because I like punchy labels, unicorns, and shipping fics. I can't say I have any OTP in the fandom, unless Pinkie Pie/4th Wall is an OTP.