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Young Murdered Faery ([info]ymfaery) wrote in [info]unfunny_fandom,
@ 2012-04-08 01:55:00
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The Recycled Racist Menu Story
So who remembers huntress69? (Assuming you wanted to, that is.)

Well, she's currently in reboot Hawaii Five-0 fandom, writing classic gems like "5 People Who Did What Was Necessary To Get Catherine Rollins Out Of Steve's Life (And How They Did It) - A Pseudo-Halloween Fic", and her latest recycled work "A Night At Wong-Wong's - The Remix Version" (because of course she couldn't refrain from re-writing this classic for the third time her latest fandom).

The second story is a repost because she took down the first version after someone said her story was racist. However, IN THE NAME OF FREE SPEECH, she put it back up again. AND she encourages everyone who wishes to write their own version to take the menu and apply it to their own fandom! Who wouldn't want to have a story centered around a menu with dishes such as "Sum Yung Chick (Different and Delicious)" and "Cum Too Soon (Order Early These Go Fast)"?

If there are other folks who have (publicly) posted how uncomfortable/angry/etc. they are over the second story, I am unaware of any other than this fanficrants entry, and one or two folks who commented on her initial (now deleted) fic post and the follow-up. I feel icky enough going there to find the above links without reading the supportive "You're not racist! WHO DARES SAY YOU'RE RACIST!" comments of her fans.

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[info]sorchar
2012-04-10 05:21 am UTC (link)
And that reminds me that I just found out that Thomas Kinkade sometimes mixed bits of his own blood and hair into his paintings.

The world makes me cry sometimes.

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[info]tehrin
2012-04-10 05:31 am UTC (link)
Really?

He also wanted to build a model Christian village or something. The guy was ...interesting to say the least. I don't know who the art world is going to loathe/make fun of now.

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[info]sorchar
2012-04-10 05:37 am UTC (link)
From what I've read he was pretty loathsome, so I think we can go on as we have been.

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[info]tehrin
2012-04-10 06:36 am UTC (link)
We still have Wyland.

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(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2012-04-10 06:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hadesphoenix, 2012-04-10 07:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2012-04-10 08:11 am UTC

[info]tehrin
2012-04-10 06:37 am UTC (link)
And yes, he was a tool. Didn't pay artists who worked to produce "his paintings" etc.

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(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2012-04-10 06:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ekaterinv, 2012-04-10 01:31 pm UTC

[info]phosfate
2012-04-10 02:13 pm UTC (link)
No, it was a housing development, "Hiddenbrooke."

http://www.bayareahomerentals.com/SummerGate.html

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[info]bigbigtruck
2012-04-10 05:29 pm UTC (link)
what the actual hell is that web design

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2012-04-10 05:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2012-04-10 06:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2012-04-10 08:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frenzy, 2012-04-11 12:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2012-04-11 05:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2012-04-11 06:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2012-04-12 04:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2012-04-11 06:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ekaterinv, 2012-04-12 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2012-04-12 08:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frenzy, 2012-04-11 11:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2012-04-12 04:35 am UTC

[info]sorchar
2012-04-11 05:21 am UTC (link)
I didn't know cozy little English cottages came with Jacuzzi tubs.

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(no subject) - [info]full_metal_ox, 2012-04-11 11:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2012-04-12 04:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyvyola, 2012-04-12 05:58 pm UTC

[info]full_metal_ox
2012-04-12 08:35 pm UTC (link)
The guy was ...interesting to say the least. I don't know who the art world is going to loathe/make fun of now.

[info]fandom_lounge to the rescue!

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[info]tehrin
2012-04-13 01:45 am UTC (link)
ITS NOT THE SAME. ;____;

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[info]cleolinda
2012-04-10 04:58 pm UTC (link)
Well... that fact was unexpected.

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[info]ymfaery
2012-04-10 08:36 pm UTC (link)
I'm not sure if I should be amused or bemused at how one can learn all sorts of surprising things during a wank.

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[info]sorchar
2012-04-11 05:20 am UTC (link)
You're telling me. I found this out at a spaghetti dinner last night, my hand to God.

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[info]phosfate
2012-04-10 05:32 pm UTC (link)
Thomas Kinkade was more metal than we were led to believe.

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[info]sorchar
2012-04-11 05:19 am UTC (link)
HE WAS BRUTAL!

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[info]veleda_k
2012-04-11 06:36 am UTC (link)
This is a beautiful sentence.

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[info]roachspit
2012-04-10 05:55 pm UTC (link)
And that reminds me that I just found out that Thomas Kinkade sometimes mixed bits of his own blood and hair into his paintings.

O.O

He's going to haunt the fuck out of those paintings, isn't he?

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[info]kookaburra
2012-04-10 06:33 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure his blood had been replaced by pure Botox by the time he died.

Though the thought of him trying to be all "tortured artist" over twee little cottages is lolarious.

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[info]napalmnacey
2012-04-17 04:51 pm UTC (link)
And beautiful, you forgot BEAUTIFUL.

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[info]sorchar
2012-04-11 05:19 am UTC (link)
Those bitches are destined for the HAUNTED PAINTING BEWARE listings on eBay.

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[info]tehrin
2012-04-11 08:20 pm UTC (link)
He will suck old grannies who buy his paintings into them, forcing them to live in the cottages and gazebos, using their retirement funds and souls to fuel his evil kitsch empire beyond the grave forever.

The only one with the power to save them will be Bob Ross and his army of Ent wives Happy Trees.

Kinkade will be played by Tim Curry and Bob Ross by Will Farrell in the theatrical release.

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[info]full_metal_ox
2012-04-12 08:32 pm UTC (link)
He will suck old grannies who buy his paintings into them, forcing them to live in the cottages and gazebos, using their retirement funds and souls to fuel his evil kitsch empire beyond the grave forever.

You realize that your scenario desperately needs to be a Warehouse 13 episode.

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(no subject) - [info]ekaterinv, 2012-04-13 10:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]full_metal_ox, 2012-04-14 12:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2012-04-17 04:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]full_metal_ox, 2012-04-18 12:14 am UTC

[info]queencallipygos
2012-04-11 04:50 pm UTC (link)
And that reminds me that I just found out that Thomas Kinkade sometimes mixed bits of his own blood and hair into his paintings.

Why do I want to do some kind of voodoo thing now all of a sudden?

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[info]sorchar
2012-04-12 05:07 am UTC (link)
He's already dead, alas. Doing horrible things to his paintings will accomplish nothing.

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[info]napalmnacey
2012-04-17 04:51 pm UTC (link)
Seriously? That is so bad-ass, and downright fucking Pagan.

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