I've been thinking this since the whole thing started, and trying to re-write the tweet. So far I've got "She looks young and sweet, but I just saw Quivenzhene beat one of the Oscar girls with her puppy purse." Does exactly the same thing they were trying to do in a series of tweets (give folks a fake "inside scoop" that clearly isn't true) without resorting to horrible name calling. Which, aside from being horrible, isn't as funny as the picture of a nine-year-old assaulting someone with her purse like the lady from Laugh-In. Also, that reference makes me OLD.