See, they could have totally done something with that song, if it had had actual satirical lyrics instead of "we saw your boobs" repeated over and over again. I mean, work with the fact that a lot of the nudity referenced was from rape scenes, holy shit. Or that Scarlett Johansson's was from stolen pictures IRL. Get people taking the song at face value and then yank that rug out from under them. And maybe a tiny bridge about how he'd say "we saw your peen," but it's always NC-17, etc. It would RHYME. Seriously, they had months to do this and I could write it in thirty minutes. Do moar better.

(The reaction shots were filmed in advance. But I feel like there's a reason Jennifer Lawrence was told to do a little "yay, you haven't seen mine" victory dance, and that's BECAUSE IT WAS MEANT TO BE HUMILIATING.)