With the modesty of youth, I mentally ejaculated, "What an antiquated guy!

Perhaps it's the time that has passed, but I think this sentence will amuse me for a long, long time.

Also: For a feud, Macready doesn't seem to have done real much, aside from being rude to people (and possibly overacting). It really does seem like Forrest over-reacted.

Of course, it's hardly his fault that other people picked up on his person grudge and took it way, way too far.