You could say that about 72% of the modern wanks we get in here. Easily. "X doesn't really seem to have done much, but Y got all bent out of shape and it was a big wankstorm all of a sudden."

I'm not sure I'd say 72%, but we do see a lot of events where the "instigator" does something pretty minor and the offended party just loses it. The Clan Mitchell wank is a good example.