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Sep (lord of all I survey) ([info]sepiamagpie) wrote in [info]unfunny_fandom,
@ 2010-12-10 19:17:00


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Is this called sexsplaining?
Hello, it's time for People Being Dicks On The Internet with a side of Good Mod Smackdown Is Good.

It's old and frozen now, like that stew in my freezer that it was sworn would be turned into a dinner one day but is so old now there's probably chunks of dinosaur in it. But.

Dagor_Hamster needs information, so Dagor_Hamster goes to [info]little_details for help. So far everything's on the up and up, right?

Dagor's question is just some stuff about romance, to make things more realistic.

Dagor is an aromantic asexual.

Anghara's monocle pops off. What madness is this? In-between using the term 'suffering' to describe being asexual, they also say this little line:

the alternatives (the researcher is a child who has not yet felt any kind of romantic awakening; the researcher is an emotionally cold adult unable to reach out to or relate to other human beings; the researcher is overanalysing a purely emotional gut response; the researcher is an alien or an android desperately trying to comprehend the baser human impulses)


I'm just saying, Anghara's kind of a dick.

Things go along with people arguing, etc.

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS. Features: Asexuality means you're saying you never loved your family (I couldn't think of a keeping it in the family joke here, and am sort of glad), and a whole lot of 'you're just saying you're asexual to be cool, you poser.'

Finally, the mod smackdown I promised you:

Kutsuwamushi gets sick of this and says so. The anon argues back, leading to a final word on the subject that I want to be able to emulate one day.

edit: I just reread this and realize I sound kinda biased. On the other hand, there's worse people to be biased against. I will live.


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[info]khym_chanur
2010-12-11 03:19 am UTC (link)
Asexuality means you're saying you never loved your family

Heheheheh.

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[info]shinga
2010-12-11 03:21 am UTC (link)
WHOA NOW

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[info]persona
2010-12-11 03:24 am UTC (link)
I know. I laughed a little.

I... I'm really an adult, I promise.

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[info]cmdr_zoom
2010-12-11 04:20 am UTC (link)
Please open your Tom Lehrer Songbooks to page 27...

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[info]jkefka
2010-12-11 04:52 am UTC (link)
There once was a man named Oedipus Rex
You might have heard about his odd com-plex
His name shows up in Freud's index because he...

/stuck in head forever

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[info]ladyvyola
2010-12-11 05:10 am UTC (link)
Personally, I've always liked Incredible Shrinking Man, I Love You, you know, something I could really hum....

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[info]spawn_of_kong
2010-12-11 05:16 am UTC (link)
No way, nothing beats The Ten Commandments Mambo...

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[info]ladyvyola
2010-12-11 03:26 pm UTC (link)
Hen3ry, is that you?

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[info]amadi
2010-12-11 06:13 pm UTC (link)
Except the Masochism Tango.

Oh no, wait, that wants to be beaten, not the other way around...

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[info]cmdr_zoom
2010-12-11 06:48 pm UTC (link)
Index, I copied from old Vladivostok telephone directory.

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[info]moongazingfae
2010-12-13 02:12 pm UTC (link)
Oh, now why keep it in the family?

I love my friends and they love me,
We're just as close as friends can be.
And just because we really care,
Whatever we get - we share.

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[info]kylenne
2010-12-12 03:46 pm UTC (link)
Tom Lehrer is relevant to any situation. It's uncanny!

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[info]platedlizard
2010-12-11 06:35 am UTC (link)
Sooo not being sexually attracted to your family must mean you are an asexual?

Is that what I'm reading?

Because if so, call me an asexual any day of the week.

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[info]ladyvyola
2010-12-11 03:28 pm UTC (link)
Hey, I'm not attracted to your family either!

Gosh, the things you learn from the wank....

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[info]ekaterinv
2010-12-11 07:17 pm UTC (link)
And I always thought I was a particularly horny heterosexual. Guess I'm actually asexual. Huh.

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[info]ajatshatru
2010-12-12 04:39 am UTC (link)
:D :D :D Good one !

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[info]talec
2010-12-20 12:49 am UTC (link)
Tawny frogmouth chick icon! ♥♥♥

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[info]ajatshatru
2010-12-21 07:56 pm UTC (link)
I made it ! :) :)

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