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Sep (lord of all I survey) ([info]sepiamagpie) wrote in [info]unfunny_fandom,
@ 2011-01-01 21:21:00


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Twitter rant: Read bottom to top
To begin with, a sock twitter account for Laura Ingalls Wilder (the writer of the Little House On The Prairie books) was giving out the tweets of her family for New Year's.

Here's the one for her Ma:

HalfPintIngalls Laura Ingalls Wilder:

Ma's resolutions: knit more; be less racist.

Well... anyway, a nineteen tweet rant from another user followed. It's sort of epic.


troposphere
troposphr troposphere
:



@HalfPintIngalls @sippey 'Be less racist'? That's what I call a cheap, defamatory shot. I read those books 100s of times, and

the only racism one can take away is whatever pre-existed in your own racist, bigoted head,

wherein you ascribe to an individual you've never met character traits based on nothing other than their skin color.

'Ma resolves to be less racist.' HAHAHA, that's teh funny.

If you'd actually read the books you would know that a black doctor treated them when they were all sick; that they

had never seen a black person before. You're incapable of reading any text & not injecting your defamatory illogic

whether or not the text in any way supports it. Bcs you were never college-educated, only college-indoctrinated

and taught to label all whites as racist and evil, and that the Indians/'First Nations'/Native Americans never went

around scalping one another, because you were brainwashed into believing any person of color is morally superior

You know who needs to make a new years resolution to be less racist? YOU do.

You don't understand, and therefore mock, people who actually apprehend God (the REAL God, not your crappy morally

relativistic 1, which you actually created in YOUR own image, whether they lived a century or two ago, a millennia

or 2 or 4 ago, or are one of your own contemporaries. In this regard you are hopelessly ignorant and blind; having

no idea of why you are even here in the first place. Blind, misled, and believing only in your psychobabble B.S.

What else have you been "taught"? To smear & denigrate the WASP pioneers/founders who made this country

the greatest nation in the history of mankind -- actually, they were only instruments of GOD, which you do not &

will never comprehend, because you don't know God and in fact have been taught to be actively hostile towards Him.

People like you, who have no comprehension of the what or why of the most basic principles of what this country is

about are simply tools, useful idiots, in the hands of those who seek to destroy America -- the REAL America, not

the bastardized, self-hating, self-loathing, apologetic, Marxist/Fascist false Obamatopia you seek to compel your

fellow citizens into climbing aboard that space-shuttle-disaster-in-the-making piece of crap Marxist state where

you believe there will be no more HAHA-Racist-HAHA Ma's -- only sub-human fascist slave-drones like yourselves.



(please note, the reason that it's formatted like this is because it was a series of nineteen tweets, which can only be 140 characters in length and each time they had to include the name of the people they were addressing)

And what does our dear Laura Ingalls Wilder have to say?

Laura Ingalls Wilder
HalfPintIngalls Laura Ingalls Wilder
:


@troposphr You really ought to have Dr. Tann look at that muskrat bite because you're foaming at the mouth.

And that's that.

I think it's hilarious, in the same way I think watching my cat totally lose it on a paper crane is hilarious, but the topic of racism and racism in the Little House books as potential for discussion is definitely unfunny, so I put it here.


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[info]phosfate
2011-01-02 04:27 am UTC (link)
This was a nice country until that Marxist whore Laura Ingalls Wilder showed up.

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[info]catmoran
2011-01-02 05:10 am UTC (link)
But you have to admit, it's awfully prescient of her to be an Obama fan, seeing as she died some four years before he was born.

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[info]tomato_ja_nai
2011-01-02 04:32 am UTC (link)
you were never college-educated, only college-indoctrinated and taught to label all whites as racist and evil, and that the Indians/'First Nations'/Native Americans never went around scalping one another because you were brainwashed into believing any person of color is morally superior

Oh, is that what college is for? I must have missed those classes in the catalog. Oh dear. :c

(I don't remember the books at all, so I shall refrain from commenting on that.)

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[info]sepiamagpie
2011-01-02 04:43 am UTC (link)
I've never read 'em, myself. I was more Anne of Green Gables.

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[info]catmoran
2011-01-02 05:05 am UTC (link)
I don't remember much, but I do recall that Ma Ingalls was pretty terrified of Native Americans, and the family pretty cheerfully profited from land the natives had been driven off of.

And I'm not sure that their experience with the black doctor can be held up as a shining example of open-mindedness, since they were all pretty out of it at the time.

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[info]kitt_in_socks
2011-01-02 04:36 am UTC (link)
HalfPintIngalls' reply is perfect. Damn, that is a lot of rage over one little comment.

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[info]seiberwing
2011-01-02 04:52 am UTC (link)
Somehow it's even funnier in Twitter form, it's just one big ramble.

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[info]tez
2011-01-02 05:01 am UTC (link)
I think being in Twitform really underscores its incoherency.

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[info]tez
2011-01-02 05:07 am UTC (link)
You don't understand, and therefore mock, people who actually apprehend God

Actually, I'd be inclined to mock because the first mental image that comes to mind here is really damned funny.

(Yes, I know 'apprehend' can mean to understand or perceive, but the image that comes to mind is God being confronted by a slew of people with water guns or something, arresting hir for...um, acts of Godliness, I guess.)

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[info]barankhy
2011-01-02 07:08 am UTC (link)
Makes me think of Jesus vs the atheists.

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tetradecimal
2011-01-03 04:09 pm UTC (link)
I would like to more about what people would apprehend God for. Is there a health recall on yarn spun from His magical pubic hairs?

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[info]iamnotyourmuse
2011-01-02 06:25 am UTC (link)
Thoroughly off topic, but it is so great to hear that someone else's cat likes to attack origami cranes. Such a great cat toy and so cheap to replace!

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[info]sepiamagpie
2011-01-02 06:26 am UTC (link)
She really likes the glittery ones best. Just... just don't let your foot be near one when the madness overtakes her.

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[info]libelle
2011-01-02 10:24 pm UTC (link)
Our christmas tree used to be decorated with (among other things) red three-dimensional stars folded out of paper strips. Until we got our first cat. He loved nothing better than to attack those stars until they looked like dead spiders hanging on the tree. In two years, he managed to destroy all but three of the stars. My mother then replaced them with small wooden apples and gilded walnuts. He still attacked them, but they were pretty much indestructible.

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[info]risha
2011-01-02 06:50 am UTC (link)
My favorite part is how it just gets crazier and crazier as he goes on. It starts out as a standard racist rant, and by the end there's GOD and Marxist/Fascist false Obamatopias and sub-human fascist slave-drones and random space shuttle disasters.

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[info]chienne
2011-01-02 09:01 pm UTC (link)
"random space shuttle disasters"

Maybe troposphr is a believer in Lost Cosmonauts?

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[info]the__ivorytower
2011-01-02 07:46 am UTC (link)
On topic: My, that's some impressive racism.

Off topic: It's good to know I'm not the only person who tweets as a fictional character, even if I haven't done it all that much lately.

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[info]chikane
2011-01-02 09:28 am UTC (link)
"the Indians/'First Nations'/Native Americans never went around scalping one another"

What has this to do with anything? Humans are assholes to another. That doesn't mean it's right. By that logic, we could list european torture methods here, too.

"the REAL God"

The one who said stuff like "if hit, offer the other cheek instead of hitting back"?

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[info]kylenne
2011-01-02 09:50 am UTC (link)
In fairness, earlier in the book he also said some stuff about stealing people's land and slaughtering them to the last child because they didn't worship him.

Old Testament God was kind of a dick like that, and would probably approve of our little Twit Wit.

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[info]chienne
2011-01-02 08:51 pm UTC (link)
Fascists are against racism?

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[info]phosfate
2011-01-03 03:06 pm UTC (link)
People who are against racism are the real racists!

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[info]shinysandals
2011-01-02 09:27 pm UTC (link)
I...what? *tilts head and squints*

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[info]notjo
2011-01-02 09:41 pm UTC (link)
Is putting First Nations in quotes a thing people do in the US because it's a term usually used in Canada, or is it because someone's upset about the term on top of everything else?

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[info]napalmnacey
2011-01-04 08:03 pm UTC (link)
There's so much I could say about this. There's so much wrong. I'll just say what hasn't been said.

He never closed his damned bracket! I hate it when that happens! It's like not closing a door in a scene! It's just THERE. OPEN. UNFINISHED. DAMN IT.

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))!!!!!

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[info]dejla
2011-01-06 10:19 pm UTC (link)
I actually went and looked up troposphr. Now I need to scrub out my brain. I'm afraid his/her/its idiocy might be infectious.

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