What is all of that bullshit about Wuthering Heights? I mean seriously, if I tilt my head just right and squint my eyes I can kinda see "Severus" as a Heathcliff but Lily as a Cathy? Even La-La Land would reject that "logic".

I've read Wuthering Heights for a college English course. And I'm pretty sure that Lily doesn't resemble Cathy in the slightest. For that matter, I'm not sure that Severus and Heathcliff resemble each other that much either...