If you don't feel like reading the whole thing, here's gist: "Having my ignorance called out in public is embarrassing, and it makes me uncomfortable when people shake the image I have of myself as an educated, tolerant individual. It's too mentally taxing to work through my cognitive dissonance like a big kid, so I've decided that it's everyone else who has the problem."

And honestly? If you can't express your feelings or ideas without using words like "retarded", "lame", "bitch", etc., maybe it's time to sit down and let someone else talk.