There is a thing going on where one or more writers I've never heard of are pontificating about book piracy, while other people are saying that copyright law is a tool of Western Capitalism.

All I know is that when writers whine, it makes me want to pirate their books. However, it also makes me never want to read them, and I don't own an e-reader, so I just sit on the kitchen floor and gnaw on the tread of my sneakers until I forget whatever it was. What was it?