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ruslan ([info]ruslan) wrote in [info]unfunny_fandom,
@ 2010-09-26 05:05:00


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A Turkish woman takes umbrage at the misrepresentation of Turkey in Christopher Pike's novel The Secret of Ka. She posts a review on Amazon (and another one on LJ at bookfails) talking about her complaints with the book.

Then, a man claiming to be one of Christopher Pike's editors shows up to westsplain her own culture to her. Also he decides that she's been threatening to cut off the author's hands.

Arguments include:

1) It's okay for a major character to have an Indian name! He started off being Ahmed but readers liked this other name better. Also, Amesh sounds a lot like Ahmed. Same difference! Although it turns out Ahmed isn't even a Turkish name and Turkish people will spell it Ahmet.
2) Turkish, Kurdish, Arab ... it's all a matter of perspective! Who's to say whether a Turkish person is Arab or not? (Not you because I know more about your own ethnic background than you do.)
3) But all those people he wrote about who dress strangely and have foreign names and address their grandfathers by unusual titles are supposed to be weird! We didn't misrepresent Turkish culture at all! It's just that all of those characters are supposed to be iconoclasts or hipsters or something. Yeah.
4) I totally saw a guy wearing a turban in Turkey once! Also, taxi drivers in London and New York wear turbans. (???)
5) All cultures even tangentially related to Islam and the Middle East are segregated, war-torn, and insanely conservative. It's illegal to swear and nobody sits near women and bloody wars are waged outside of the Hilton every night. :(
6) I'm just never going to address the fact that you're offended and feel that your culture was used like a dirty rag at all!
7) u mad :(

Ah, I remember well the Turkish capital, Istanbul, that desert city.

I nicked this from a mouse at wank_report (thank you mousey!)

ETA: A clever person on Amazon dug up proof that the "editor" Michael Brite is actually a sockpuppet of Christopher Pike himself. He seems to mostly use the account to leave worshipful reviews of his own books. Seriously:

Perhaps The Best Book I Have Ever Read
Christopher Pike's "Thirst" is a masterpiece. The book is not only a fantastic thriller, a mind boggling mystery, but a spiritual revelation. Alisa is a five thousand year old vampire who kills as casually as she makes love. Yet there remains deep within her a painful and yet abiding memory and love for a man she met when she was young, a man who may have been more than a man -- the mysterious Lord Krishna from the Bhagavad Gita, the equivalent of the Indian Bible. However, please do not get the idea this book is about religion. Pike's novel is totally free of dogma. He never says Krishna is God, and his heroine is never sure who Krishna truly is. Also, he is careful not to offend anyone's faith. But there is a heart breaking passage where two of the main characters debate the existence of God. They soon come to the conclusion that "God" is impossible to define or know, but whatever Krishna was, he was too powerful, and too beautiful, to disobey. And that leads to the crux of the story. The master vampire who has created Alisa must destroy all the vampires to gain salvation. Yet, ironically, Krishna has promised Alisa she will have his protection if she obeys him and never creates another vampire. It is the clash of these two contradictory vows that stands at the heart of this brilliant novel. Reading it, I felt I was given an insight into the mystery of life itself. Why, for every good impulse in the world, is there an opposing evil? Yet Pike tells this incredible morality play without preaching. In fact, I suspect most people who read the book will simply enjoy it because it is a kick-ass novel about the most intense character in all of modern fiction. I am trying to say "Thirst" is so much more than a vampire book. It is ultimately a timeless fable of how fear can change to hatred, and then to love, and finally mature into devotion. Pike has managed a small miracle by showing us that these emotion are not truly at odds with each other. For they all reside in every human heart, in the same way, perhaps, the divine does as well. I cannot recommend this book highly enough. It changed my life forever.

ETA again: Christopher Pike has now made an impressively paranoid post on a website of his accusing the original Amazon reviewer (caligirl_08) of posting negative reviews under multiple aliases, as well as claiming that [info]bookfails is a "livejournal community sponsored by someone of Turkish background who has taken things much too far and is trying to rob fiction authors of their artistic license".

Dear Author has also caught wind of this (last item on the page).

But wait, there's more!

caligirl_08 ([info]bs_08 on [info]bookfails) tackles Pike's aforementioned sexy vampire novel, Thirst. It ... well, I'm just going to leave this here:


Initial post: Nov. 7, 2009 3:08 AM PST
Michael Brite says:
It says clearly in the book that Sita was an Aryan, a well known group who invaded India five thousand years ago. They were all blond and blue-eyed.



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[info]pfeffermuse
2010-09-28 04:54 am UTC (link)
All I keep thinking in reading the original post and the comments is that my friend Barbara must be spinning in her grave right about now.

Barb was originally a producer for All My Children, and when ABC unceremoniously sacked her, Turkish television snapped her up in a heartbeat to create and develop one of the first Turkish soap operas, with all the foibles and similar characters and situations as their US counterparts.

Wake up, Pike! Turkey is not some third world backwater country. It has a centuries old tradition, and was still standing for centuries after the Holy Roman Empire was but a memory.

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[info]bobafeis
2010-09-28 05:04 am UTC (link)
Christopher Pike's "Thirst" is a masterpiece. The book is not only a fantastic thriller, a mind boggling mystery, but a spiritual revelation. Alisa is a five thousand year old vampire who kills as casually as she makes love. Yet there remains deep within her a painful and yet abiding memory and love for a man she met when she was young, a man who may have been more than a man -- the mysterious Lord Krishna from the Bhagavad Gita, the equivalent of the Indian Bible. However, please do not get the idea this book is about religion. Pike's novel is totally free of dogma. He never says Krishna is God, and his heroine is never sure who Krishna truly is. Also, he is careful not to offend anyone's faith.

Um, good job there, Mr. Pike. A winner is you alright.

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(no subject) - [info]wonapalei, 2010-09-28 05:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyan_aura, 2010-09-28 08:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2010-09-29 04:58 pm UTC
*glee*
[info]wonapalei
2010-09-28 05:30 am UTC (link)
Comment #18: This was in my cart until I decided to read the reviews. I will NEVER buy a book written by a deceitful person like Christopher Pike. I'm glad his true colors have been shown.

*hums the schadenfreude song from Avenue Q*

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[info]evilsqueakers
2010-09-28 06:41 am UTC (link)
So basically he knows the romance writers who rate their own work through puppets?

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[info]iris
2010-09-28 07:52 am UTC (link)
woooooow @ at the edit.

VAMPIRE ROMANCE NOVEL CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER

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[info]redcoast
2010-09-28 08:11 am UTC (link)
If you wanna see some sweet pics of Turkey, my friend Melissa Maples is a street photographer there. Seeanyone in turbans?

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(no subject) - [info]ruslan, 2010-09-29 02:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarkhunter, 2010-09-29 02:16 pm UTC

[info]innocentsmith
2010-09-28 08:26 am UTC (link)
Alisa is a five thousand year old vampire who kills as casually as she makes love.

Oh, boy, this should be good.

a man who may have been more than a man -- the mysterious Lord Krishna from the Bhagavad Gita, the equivalent of the Indian Bible.

*chokes* *chokes some more* WHAT.

However, please do not get the idea this book is about religion.

OH GOD FORBID.

Also, he is careful not to offend anyone's faith.

OBVIOUSLY.

"Thirst" is so much more than a vampire book.

...I don't know, sounds kind of like mid-career Anne Rice to me, with the ancient vamps with unlikely names and romantic emo and long pretentious discussions of religion. Just now with extra racism.

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(no subject) - [info]innocentsmith, 2010-09-28 08:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]b_jellybean, 2010-09-28 12:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2010-09-28 07:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]randomsome1, 2010-09-28 10:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lillyv, 2010-09-28 10:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2010-09-29 12:11 am UTC

[info]ekaterinv
2010-09-28 08:47 am UTC (link)
Also, he is careful not to offend anyone's faith.

Because only Judeo-Christian faiths count as faith.

Your opinion doesn't count because you show emotion, I know more about you than you do, the capital of a country doesn't matter, I get to decide what ethnicity you are, the Bhagavad Gita is the "Indian" Bible (because all Indians are Hindus, and also WUT), author fellating his own book using a sockpuppet...

This wank has made me able to see forever. Damn. I need a drink.

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(no subject) - [info]cyan_aura, 2010-09-28 08:53 am UTC
reading the amazon link:
[info]cyan_aura
2010-09-28 09:39 am UTC (link)
Another Wild Sockpuppet Appears! He uses "Scott Hague" as a sockonym! And he's so ineffective he deletes his posts almost immediately once he gets called out on his shenanigans!

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Re: reading the amazon link: - [info]randomsome1, 2010-09-28 10:35 pm UTC
Re: reading the amazon link: - [info]atdrake, 2010-09-29 02:38 am UTC
Re: reading the amazon link: - [info]miraba, 2010-09-29 12:18 am UTC
Re: reading the amazon link: - [info]atdrake, 2010-09-29 06:40 pm UTC

[info]dejana
2010-09-28 11:25 am UTC (link)
Do published authors really have nothing better to do than lurk around their own Amazon listings?

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(no subject) - [info]starlady42, 2010-09-28 03:38 pm UTC

[info]everstar
2010-09-28 07:38 pm UTC (link)
The master vampire who has created Alisa must destroy all the vampires to gain salvation. Yet, ironically, Krishna has promised Alisa she will have his protection if she obeys him and never creates another vampire.

So it's like rain on her wedding day?

I believe I only ever owned one Christopher Pike novel during my teen years, and it's been lost to the ravages of time. I think I'm good with that.

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2010-09-28 09:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]everstar, 2010-09-28 09:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2010-09-28 09:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaos_penguin, 2010-09-29 04:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2010-09-29 05:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ruslan, 2010-09-29 05:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2010-09-29 05:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaos_penguin, 2010-09-29 06:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2010-09-29 05:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]everstar, 2010-09-30 10:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]commathulhu, 2010-09-29 09:45 am UTC
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[info]lillyv
2010-09-28 10:30 pm UTC (link)
I have always kind of had this secret desire to see Christopher Pike and R.L. Stine in a knock-down, drag-out fist fight.

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(no subject) - [info]spawn_of_kong, 2010-09-29 01:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lillyv, 2010-09-29 05:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jabberwockypie, 2010-09-29 07:58 am UTC

[info]sakanagi
2010-09-29 02:18 pm UTC (link)
Aaah. I remember The Last Vampire series. I remember liking it, even. Sita was pretty cool, and so was Kalika. But I was eleven years old at the time, and I suspect I never got the chance to read the last few books, since I remember absolutely nothing about it having aliens, and I rather think I'd have remembered something like that.

But sockpuppeting reviews (not to mention research failure! And pretending to be his editor!) is a bad, bad look. D:

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[info]issendai
2010-09-29 04:58 pm UTC (link)
After reading the he said/she said between the reviewer and Pike, I had to see for myself what the story was like. Have some stream-of-consciousness commentary:

It's horrible.

The "joke" about wars being fought in front of the hotel isn't. The heroine says and thinks plenty of stereotypes about Turks/Arabs/LOL they're all the same LOL; and while some of them make sense in a "prejudiced American learns to take her head out of her ass" story, some of them are things she flat out should have known or noticed weren't true--like the capital of Turkey, or whether the majority of the people around her had curly hair.

First the father tells her not to use "hell" as a curse, since Turkey is an Arab country. ...Moron. Then Amesh tells her not to use "Christ" as a curse, since Turkey is an Arab country. ...Wha? Wouldn't an actual Turk know that Turkey isn't Arab? And would the members of a majority-Muslim country particularly care if someone committed blasphemy regarding her own religion? Would "Christ" even register as a swear word?

Amesh was orphaned at 10 and left school to work to support his grandfather. On one hand, yeah, okay, this happens. On the other hand, perhaps someone who knows Turkey could tell me whether it's likely to happen in modern-day Istanbul? It sounds suspiciously like the usual "Non-rich Arabs [sic] are all poor people who live in third-world countries under National Geographic-worthy conditions" story Westerners like to tell about that part of the world.

The desert is, in fact, right outside Istanbul. And we're not talking any wishy-washy Central Anatolia arid regions, we're talking SAHARA, motherfucker. Sand dunes.

Archaeology fail! The father is excited because they've discovered ruins 7,000 years old--possibly the oldest ever. Except for all those sites 9,000 and 10,000 years old, which apparently don't exist in this book. Maybe the Istanbul desert swallowed them.

Aaaaand then the heroine finds a carpet buried in the dirt, and of course it's a priceless antique, even a relic, and she's debating whether or not to turn it over to the authorities. Apparently the Istanbul desert is a great preserver of textiles, because under any other conditions a carpet buried directly in the earth would be a ruin within a couple of years.

Or maybe it's MAGIC.

That's it. I'm done.

Have I mentioned that the heroine is a snotty, whiny, self-obsessed brat? Amesh is a nice guy, if a bit too easily roped into enabling our heroine. But the heroine needs to be left in the middle of the Istanbul Sahara without a compass.

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(no subject) - [info]lied_ohne_worte, 2010-09-29 06:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lied_ohne_worte, 2010-09-29 06:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]randomsome1, 2010-09-29 06:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2010-09-29 07:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]randomsome1, 2010-09-29 07:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2010-09-29 07:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarracenia, 2010-09-30 08:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]emily_goddess, 2010-10-05 08:04 pm UTC
Christopher Pike needs your help.
[info]issendai
2010-09-29 11:03 pm UTC (link)
Caligirl_08 has started spamming Amazon with sockpuppeted reviews! How do we know? Because Christopher Pike told us so:

Ka Controversy

It appears that some people have begun reading The Secret Of Ka and a great debate is taking place on a livejournal community. I haven’t used livejournal in nearly a decade but if you would like to get involved in the debate, head here.

It’s important to know, that Christopher Pike has made no comments (despite the claims from this livejournal community that they have received communication from him – which is untrue) regarding inaccuracies in the book.

My opinion:

(While at least one argument is valid (Istanbul is not the capital of Turkey), the livejournal community is sponsored by someone of Turkish background who has taken things much too far and is trying to rob fiction authors of their artistic license (she is upset with the names used in the book, though people all over the place can have any name, and every city has a myriad of cultures: the story is not a generalization of the culture but a narrative of one girls experiences there. It is not a guide book on Istanbul, though it appears this girl wishes it were. Ka is the story of Sara, and her experiences in Turkey, the people she meets and her personal understanding of the world around her.)

Unfortunately, she’s launched a campain, spamming amazon.com’s review section with many reviews written under different aliases – so if you’ve read the book, whether you liked it or not, please take the time to write a REAL review!

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Just to restate what we already know, because WOW - [info]cleolinda, 2010-09-29 11:18 pm UTC
Re: Christopher Pike needs your help. - [info]sakanagi, 2010-09-30 06:31 am UTC
Re: Christopher Pike needs your help. - [info]ekaterinv, 2010-09-30 07:12 am UTC
Re: Christopher Pike needs your help. - [info]sakanagi, 2010-09-30 07:37 am UTC
Re: Christopher Pike needs your help. - [info]agent_hyatt, 2010-10-01 02:55 am UTC
Re: Christopher Pike needs your help. - [info]issendai, 2010-10-01 06:07 am UTC

[info]innocentsmith
2010-09-30 12:41 am UTC (link)
So apparently now we've got "Michael Brite" confusing the Aryans of historical India with those other Aryans. (Where does this fall on the Godwin spectrum?) And the Christopher Pike fanclub is trying to recruit counter-commenters?

Meanwhile, Dear Author is LOLing (last item on the post).

*makes popcorn*

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(no subject) - [info]txvoodoo, 2010-09-30 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jabberwockypie, 2010-09-30 05:21 am UTC

[info]snarkhunter
2010-09-30 03:22 am UTC (link)
ETA2:

::chokegasp::

So....he's getting his information from Nazi "scientists," then?

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[info]bienegold
2010-09-30 03:58 am UTC (link)
ahahahah the Aryan thing. I just kind of shrugged it off when I was 12, but that is HILARIOUS that he apparently actually believes that.

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(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2010-09-30 05:04 pm UTC

[info]ekaterinv
2010-09-30 07:31 am UTC (link)
I don't know whether to laugh or cry about the "Aryan" thing. I just. What. How. No.

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[info]plazmah
2010-09-30 03:30 pm UTC (link)
Sita was an Aryan, a well known group who invaded India five thousand years ago. They were all blond and blue-eyed.

You have GOT to be shitting me.

Well, at least now I no longer feel that twinge of nostalgia for his novels.

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(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2010-09-30 04:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyan_aura, 2010-09-30 08:42 pm UTC

[info]lyrangalia
2010-09-30 06:08 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Okay, Christopher Pike, you now have an invitation to the Crazy Vampire Author Fight. It's you, Anne Rice, Laurell K Hamilton, and Stephenie Meyer locked in an empty room. Door doesn't open until there's only one of you left.

Bring your own rusty spork.

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(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2010-09-30 07:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyvyola, 2010-09-30 07:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2010-09-30 08:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lyrangalia, 2010-10-01 07:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2010-10-01 07:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lyrangalia, 2010-10-01 07:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2010-10-01 08:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sequinedlizard, 2010-10-01 09:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]everstar, 2010-09-30 10:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lyrangalia, 2010-10-01 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]everstar, 2010-10-01 11:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lyrangalia, 2010-10-01 11:24 pm UTC

[info]rusty_halo
2010-09-30 08:53 pm UTC (link)
Oh no. Christopher Pike was my favorite writer when I was ten or so. I'd already recognized that most of his books weren't as good as I remembered, but I still had a lot of nostalgic love for them. Why's he have to taint the memories by being such a jackass? >:(

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[info]everstar
2010-09-30 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Would someone take this man's shovel away before he digs himself any deeper?

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(no subject) - [info]lyrangalia, 2010-10-01 07:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2010-10-01 08:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lyrangalia, 2010-10-01 08:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyan_aura, 2010-10-01 09:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]everstar, 2010-10-01 11:15 pm UTC

[info]kalika_maxwell
2010-10-01 07:29 pm UTC (link)
Look at my name. Now guess how hard I'm wincing. (Hint: pretty hard.)

I'm starting to think authors should not be allowed online without supervision.

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[info]pkbitchgirl
2010-10-01 09:52 pm UTC (link)
So Christopher Pike somehow managed to make himself unfictional and travel back in time to become an author in the real world?

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(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2010-10-01 11:00 pm UTC


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