Lemme see if I remember this right...the main character and his (now ex-)wife used to work with whales doing...sonar or something, I dunno. His wife was on some whale expedition, a horny whale humped her boat and spooged on it (and everyone on the boat) and that's why she's a lesbian, because she got just TOO MUCH PENIS. It'd be funny if he didn't constantly write cardboard cutout women characters and have the context of "well she's a witch/a lesbian/whatever because of BAD EXPERIENCE WITH MEN!"