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I wish I was boning vampires. (

tehrin) wrote in

unfunny_fandom,

Whale semen makes you gay. All straight men in that boat are now gay by proxy.

How would a whale actually hump a boat? Was it a dolphin? That's the only way it seems remotely possible.

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