Actually, some whales* have prehensile penises and pretty much just get into a giant group with a female(s) and just... go at it. Rolling over and thrusting in a haphazard sort of way. It'd be real easy to get into the middle of such a whale orgy, but I would hope that any marine biologist would know better than to do so. :/

That part of Fluke always sort of pissed me off, which is a shame because I quite like Christopher Moore. (Lamb is pretty much my most favourite book.)


*We were shown a horrifying video of it in our marine mammalogy course, but I can't for the life of me remember what type of whale it was, or find the video