Because that's exactly what we told you to do... except - holy shit! No we didn't!

I can enjoy Neil Gaiman's past works that have been enjoyable to me, and still find the man an incredible douchebag. I can also think he's talented but think that he's entirely unsuited to this project, given there's probably about, fuck, I dunno, a thousand or so people at least in Hollywood alone who are more knowledgeable about the subject matter and better suited for the work and DESERVE to work on a piece that is one of the most influential pieces of work to come out of their country

I'm not going to even start on the number of talented people in China who they could bring into this project.