From my perspective, my brain-slodey rage comes from the fact that this storyline deserves a cast and crew that are actually Chinese. It's about time Hollywood did something truly new and exciting, and if they're going to make a movie about this story, why not do it properly? I'm angry because I know this well never happen, because the Big Knobs there are mortally terrified of People of Colour. Any friggin' colour.

The Monkey King and I go way back too, but I'm probably way more wanky about it than you are, cause I'm like that with things I watched from childhood.