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J. Crew Guy ([info]j_crew_guy) wrote in [info]unfunnybusiness,
@ 2009-07-14 12:24:00


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Soldier says he shouldn't have to go to Afghanistan because Obama isn't a U.S. citizen


U.S. Army Maj. Stefan Frederick Cook, set to deploy to Afghanistan, says he shouldn’t have to go.

His reason?

Barack Obama was never eligible to be president because he wasn’t born in the United States.

Cook’s lawyer, Orly Taitz, who has also challenged the legitimacy of Obama’s presidency in other courts, filed a request last week in federal court seeking a temporary restraining order and status as a conscientious objector for his client.

In the 20-page document — filed July 8 with the U.S. District Court for the Middle District of Georgia — the California-based Taitz asks the court to consider granting his client’s request based upon Cook’s belief that Obama is not a natural-born citizen of the United States and is therefore ineligible to serve as commander-in-chief of the U.S. Armed Forces.

Cook further states he “would be acting in violation of international law by engaging in military actions outside the United States under this President’s command. ... simultaneously subjecting himself to possible prosecution as a war criminal by the faithful execution of these duties.”


I am not making this up.

I am not making up Orly, either.

Edit: Read more about Orly.



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[info]the__ivorytower
2009-07-14 05:34 pm UTC (link)
I don't think I have anything more coherent to say than...

wat.

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[info]cat_mcdougall
2009-07-14 05:39 pm UTC (link)
Why am I not surprised that she's white and blonde?

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(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2009-07-15 01:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cygnia, 2009-07-15 01:30 am UTC

[info]wtf
2009-07-14 05:39 pm UTC (link)
Dude, if you want to get out of going to war, come up with a better explanation than the birthers. I don't know if Faux News mentioned it, but the birth certificate thing has been laughed out of every single court.

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[info]shark
2009-07-14 05:46 pm UTC (link)
Oh for the love of.

Cook should be kicked out of the Army and Orly disbarred on the grounds that they're both morons.

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(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2009-07-15 12:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deadwood, 2009-07-15 02:18 am UTC

[info]chikane
2009-07-14 06:04 pm UTC (link)
a natural-born citizen

What, is he an unnatural-born citizen? Un-naturally not-white, huh?

How transparent.

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(no subject) - [info]sevendeadlyfun, 2009-07-15 01:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]squeakytoy, 2009-07-15 01:43 pm UTC

[info]microclimate
2009-07-14 06:06 pm UTC (link)
ORLY NAO

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[info]rekall
2009-07-14 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Do these people not know that Hawaii is apart of the US?

If the US no longer wants them, we'll take them. Come to Canada, Hawaii, we have free health care.

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(no subject) - [info]lady_ganesh, 2009-07-14 06:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarkhunter, 2009-07-14 06:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pariforma, 2009-07-14 06:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cereta, 2009-07-14 09:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarkhunter, 2009-07-15 04:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarkhunter, 2009-07-15 04:47 am UTC
sorry to keep spamming you - [info]snarkhunter, 2009-07-15 04:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vejiicakes, 2009-07-15 09:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]finchbird, 2009-07-16 07:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vejiicakes, 2009-07-16 07:09 am UTC

[info]staroverthebay
2009-07-14 06:33 pm UTC (link)
Ya know, if he wasn't eligible in the first place, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have ever been inaugurated. (I'm pretty sure that they check that sort of thing before a candidate can be sworn in.) The fact that he HAS BEEN inaugurated means that even if he weren't eligible (which I very highly doubt was ever an issue), he is STILL our President, eligible or not, and the United States government has conferred upon him the authority of the President. So this idiot needs to just STFU and do as ordered.

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(no subject) - [info]anarchicq, 2009-07-14 07:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2009-07-14 07:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cereta, 2009-07-14 09:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ardath_rekha, 2009-07-15 02:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]witty, 2009-07-14 11:38 pm UTC

[info]jedi_dwh
2009-07-14 06:53 pm UTC (link)
This whole issue baffles me. BAFFLES. You know, even I don't have a long-form birth certificate, and people would (in theory) have just as much reason to question my citizenship as Obama's- my mother is, after all, Canadian, and HOW DO THEY KNOW I WASN'T BORN IN CANADA AND SMUGGLED ACROSS THAT WIDE OPEN BORDER, HUH?

But, oh wait, I'm white. Of course I'm American. *facepalms*

Reading the article about ORLY is going to make me damage my keyboard from pounding my head against it so many times. There's just too much fail to even scratch the surface.

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(no subject) - [info]freezer, 2009-07-15 07:38 pm UTC

[info]darksumomo
2009-07-14 07:02 pm UTC (link)
This story is being mocked at Daily Kos twice. In the front page story, the contributing editor made the following comparison.
Imagine the converse a much more plausible scenario for objection, and the conservative reaction to it. Just imagine the spontaneous conservative combustion if a young soldier, about to be sent to Iraq in 2003, filed suit in federal court. The president was not properly elected, says the suit. The Supreme Court, in a political conspiracy, installed Bush as President. Therefore, Bush is not the proper Commander-in-Chief. As such, the court should stall and prevent his deployment to Baghdad.

Holy Hell...You'd have to scrape Beck and Rush off the ceiling with a freaking blowtorch, wouldn't you?
As for the Major, it turns out he's a Freeper. At least now we know where he gets his Kool-Aid from.

Oh, and people are calling for screenshots. Note the bit about "if Freepers didn't permanently scrub the garbage about Malia Obama"--that's the subject of another item of unfunnybusiness, along with massive grudgewank between Daily Kos and Free Republic. (Full disclosure--I'm Neon Vincent on Daily Kos, so I'm not neutral in this matter, which is one of the reasons I haven't posted this before.)

Bonus: The ORLY owl macros make a cameo to mock Madam Taitz.

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(no subject) - [info]lady_ganesh, 2009-07-14 07:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2009-07-14 11:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachelmap, 2009-07-15 02:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachelmap, 2009-07-15 02:44 am UTC
(no subject) - ariadne484, 2009-07-15 06:42 pm UTC

[info]sevendeadlyfun
2009-07-14 07:04 pm UTC (link)
I wonder if the Army would be gracious enough to sell tickets for this jackass's court martial? I for one would really, really enjoy watching it. If my husband can do his duty and ship out, so can this asshat.

*GRR*

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(no subject) - [info]witty, 2009-07-14 11:42 pm UTC

[info]sisterelwood
2009-07-14 07:22 pm UTC (link)
Basic U.S. geography- people are failing at it all over the place here.

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[info]ahiru
2009-07-14 07:31 pm UTC (link)
Hey, someone has to keep challenging Obama's legitimacy! Those straws aren't going to grasp themselves, you know!

(Also, I always wonder with these people...they do know that if, somehow, some way it turned out that Obama really was ineligible to be president, that doesn't mean that the conservatives automatically win the presidency. Really. The court's not going to say, "Oh, gee, you guys are right. Okay, election void! McCain wins!" It doesn't actually work that way.)

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(no subject) - [info]chikane, 2009-07-14 08:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]libelle, 2009-07-15 04:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]abharding, 2009-07-14 09:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pathology_doc, 2009-07-17 02:13 am UTC

[info]shallow_kid
2009-07-14 07:40 pm UTC (link)
Oh man. I have a friend who thought Obama's mother was an African American woman who somehow ended up married to an "Arabian Prince". Obama was raised in some mysterious Middle Eastern country and gave up his heirship of the throne to come to the U.S. and become president. It's in the alternative media! American media doesn't report all the facts u guise!

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(no subject) - [info]erototoxin, 2009-07-14 09:26 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]usagivindaloo, 2009-07-14 10:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]watersword, 2009-07-15 01:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2009-07-15 02:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]usagivindaloo, 2009-07-16 12:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deadwood, 2009-07-16 02:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]witty, 2009-07-14 11:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]microclimate, 2009-07-15 03:47 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]microclimate, 2009-07-15 03:47 am UTC

[info]wtf
2009-07-14 07:52 pm UTC (link)
Oh man, that last article just slays me. First, she's a bona fide internet lawyer with a law degree from an online university. Then her site goes down and she's OMGHAXORD. Then she turns on her allies and starts eating her own. It's freaking amazing.

A+++ would LOL again.

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(no subject) - [info]bigbigtruck, 2009-07-14 08:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachelmap, 2009-07-15 02:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alya1989262, 2009-07-15 08:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sneer, 2009-07-16 07:24 pm UTC

[info]bigbigtruck
2009-07-14 07:52 pm UTC (link)
Now I'm imagining ads for the law firm of Orly Taitz, Yarly Jones, and Inorite Wilkins.

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(no subject) - [info]bigbigtruck, 2009-07-14 07:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chikane, 2009-07-14 08:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bigbigtruck, 2009-07-14 09:04 pm UTC

[info]magnolia_mama
2009-07-14 09:05 pm UTC (link)
So she's a dentist *and* a lawyer (with an online degree, no less)? Between that and the bouffant 'do (she looks like a country singer from the 60s), there's some great potential for a comic novel here, in the vein of Carl Hiassen with a dash of Sarah Strohmeyer. The lawsuit is full of shit, but the people involved are too wacky to be real.

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(no subject) - redwarrior, 2009-07-16 08:29 pm UTC

[info]witty
2009-07-14 11:47 pm UTC (link)
Coincidentally (or NOT!!), the NY Times had a piece about the best conspiracy theory of all: the faking of the moon landings. (Anniversary, retrospective, blah blah.) It was hilarious, and showcased some of the odd, self-reinforcing logic common to most conspiracy theories, righty and lefty.

(I presume the moon landings one is basically politics-neutral.)

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(no subject) - [info]evening_rose, 2009-07-15 04:31 am UTC

[info]rosehiptea
2009-07-15 12:37 am UTC (link)
I thought that in order to be a conscientious objector you had to be against all war, not just wars that happen when someone you don't like is President.

(I'll admit there's a lot I don't know about it, though.)

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(no subject) - [info]dana, 2009-07-15 12:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2009-07-15 12:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dana, 2009-07-15 01:13 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]dana, 2009-07-15 01:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pathology_doc, 2009-07-17 02:37 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2009-07-15 06:02 am UTC

[info]senor_pinata
2009-07-15 01:09 am UTC (link)
Obama was born int he US in Hawaii. That is an established fact. His father could have been from Mars and he would be a "natural born US citizen" by all definitions.

Well, not if his father were a Martian ambassador, but otherwise, probably yes.

Snicker.

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(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2009-07-15 01:22 am UTC
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[info]ardath_rekha
2009-07-15 02:03 am UTC (link)
...You realize that Orly Taitz is destined to be Sarah Palin's running mate in three years?

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(no subject) - [info]rachelmap, 2009-07-15 02:54 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]persona, 2009-07-15 03:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachelmap, 2009-07-15 06:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darksumomo, 2009-07-15 03:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]microclimate, 2009-07-15 03:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]demonoflight, 2009-07-15 09:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cat_mcdougall, 2009-07-15 11:35 am UTC
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[info]arionhunter
2009-07-15 04:55 am UTC (link)
Also, don't forget Orly represents Wiley Drake, who has prayed for Obama's death.

Insert Appropriate Macro Here.

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[info]veneotaqueen
2009-07-15 05:24 am UTC (link)
Hey, I'm finding all this shit stupid and preposterous, and I'm not even American (in the USA sense of the term). Dude, just leave the army if you don't want to fight!

But, hey, I'm the one living in a country where the actual dictator president was an army man on the parachutist corps who directed a failed coup (against a then president so unpopular he makes dear Dubya look as the beloved queen of the prom in comparison, true, but still!) and was actually jailed for that; but no one had seriously used it to claim some civil disobedience against the president using the argument that the dude was a ex-convicted ex-coupster who dishonored his military uniform in several ways. These idiots have a kind of bravery we have lost.
Idiotic bravery, but bravery nonetheless.

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(no subject) - [info]starlady42, 2009-07-15 05:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]demonoflight, 2009-07-15 09:11 am UTC

[info]honorh
2009-07-15 06:32 am UTC (link)
This would be kind of funny if it weren't so pathetic. She'll be laughed out of court, and the Army will be extremely Not Amused with him.

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[info]sgtgeorgecarter
2009-07-15 05:37 pm UTC (link)
what a jerk.

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