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emiweebee (emiweebee) wrote in unfunnybusiness,
@ 2008-05-21 21:19:00

His Stolen Horse? His Lover!
I really hate to post this, but at the same time there is so much do not want going on that if I don't share, I will explode.

Basically, this scumwad has a horse "stolen". In broad daylight. With two others and three angry guard dogs left behind.

Why is he a scumwad, you ask? Well, take your pick. Either he's scum for getting busted with near 400 pounds of cocaine, or he's scum for "caring" for an incredible horse in an...intimate way.

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	soupspooks 2008-05-22 01:43 am UTC (link)
	I was confused as to why the horse in the picture was ugly, it was actually fairly pretty, but then I read the heading of the blog. Nnnnnngh. (Reply to this)

	miraba 2008-05-22 02:27 am UTC (link)
	Run, Capone, run! (Reply to this)

	chaimonkey 2008-05-22 02:57 am UTC (link)
	I wonder though, considering the coke bust and the obvious fucking proof for the sexual abuse, why it had to be stolen and couldn't be rescued legitimately. Either way, great to get the horse out of there! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	iwanttobeasleep 2008-05-22 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Red tape, and no one would convict whoever did it if they got caught. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chaimonkey 2008-05-22 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Way to fail, law enforcement. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hallidae 2008-05-22 04:01 am UTC (link)
	I think a beating would be in order if any judge actually turned custody of the horse back over to this nutterbutter if/when Capone's ever found. There's far too much evidence for a cruelty charge, especially considering the man's own words on the web at large. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	julian_black 2008-05-22 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Oh, great. Between that guy, the "His wife? A horse!" guy, and the guy who died of a perforated colon after having sex with a stallion, my state might as well change its nickname from "The Evergreen State" to "Horsefuckers' Paradise." (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dez_chan 2008-05-22 03:54 am UTC (link)
	On the bright side, it makes for a much more interesting license plate design. ...I'm so going to the special hell for that, aren't I? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	photosinensis 2008-05-22 04:03 am UTC (link)
	Yes, you are. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	emiweebee 2008-05-22 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	There were a few people pointing out he could technically be Canadian, as the drug deals he was involved with took place largely in BC. But yeah. Fugly pointed out the state was developing a rather ugly reputation. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	plazmah 2008-05-22 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	But we don't WANT him! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hallidae 2008-05-22 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Flee like the wind, horsey! (Reply to this)

	damien 2008-05-22 12:24 pm UTC (link)
	I was convinced that this was going to be about the "his wife? A horse!" a dude. And then I got disappointed that apparently that poor pony is still stuck with him. Argh. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	shinga 2008-05-23 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Same. And also disappointed that this means there are more people out there like him D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	big_bad_wolf 2008-05-24 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	SO MUCH D: (Reply to this)(Parent)

	blankverses 2008-05-22 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	Go horse, go! RUN!!! Holy god, that guy's a fucking loony. You don't bang horses, people! It's not that hard a concept to understand. Jesus. (Reply to this)

	platedlizard 2008-05-25 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	Looks like he might not have been really stolen? Aparently there's some kind of ownership dispute. Fuglyhorseoftheday, Everybody still got some brain bleach? Also, Moar details buried in this thread, along with some fine, fine wank from the Spinkster 'round about page 15. I haven't dug through the entire thread yet, but it's starting to look pretty epic to me. (Reply to this)

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