The Sober Side of Wank

Sands of Time Run Down for Boy
(Note: This would qualify for F_W except that it is SO FUCKING UNFUNNY that I wouldn't dare post it there. Chuunin *is* wanking over it here, for the curious, but not for those who have tenuous faith in humanity.)

A ten-year old boy dies after his friends buried his head and shoulders in a sandbox, believing that he would have control over sand, like Gaara from Naruto.

Edit Shippuden: Wank was deleted.