Creepy people attend anime conventions, film at 11. Or, Bitches and Whores!
So New York Anime Festival was nearly a week ago now, but the wank lives on, as it is wont to do.
These are mini-wanks, really — fun-sized, like those little candy bars you get in bags to hand out to trick-or-treaters, except instead of nougat they're full of stupid. Which is not nearly as tasty, but at least it won't rot your teeth, just your brain. Wait, maybe that's worse.
Anyway, the first one comes from the official NYAF forums
, where one young man by the name of wawawa22
posts a topic entitled "i hope she sees this
." Apparently he has seen a beautiful Yuffie cosplayer, and he has never been this crazy about a girl before! He "cant remove her off [his] head" [sic], it seems. So of course the logical course of action here is to post a picture of her (now removed) and beg her to contact him.( 'That's creepy!' 'No, it's brave!' 'People who are creeped out are social failures!' 'Women who won't date me are bitches!' )
And as a slightly smaller side-dish with a similar but distinctly-flavored brand of fail, over on the cosplay.com forums someone posts a topic about a girl who was letting people grab her boobs for $5
. Opinions are divided over whether this is funny
, disgusting sluttery
, illegal prostitution
, or OK as long as she's hot
. There is also some ranting on the related (?) topic of the dangers of paddles