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Monday, March 22nd, 2010
|No silicone or saline allowed at casting call for Pirates of the Caribbean 4
Hat tip to cleolinda
for this one.
First, the original report from New York Post: Disney wants women with natural breasts for new 'Pirates' movie
By CYNTHIA R. FAGEN Disney is searching for real treasure chests for its upcoming shoot of the next "Pirates of the Caribbean" swashbuckler -- that is, women with natural breasts.
The movie studio has banned actresses with artificial enhancements for the fourth installment, "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides," directed by Rob Marshall and starring Johnny Depp as the drunken buccaneer Jack Sparrow.
The filmmakers sent out a casting call last week seeking "beautiful female fit models. Must be 5ft7in-5ft8in, size 4 or 6, no bigger or smaller. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body. Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants."
( How is that not sexual harassment? )
Next, some commentary from Gawker: Disney Bans Fake Boobs from Pirates
Maureen O'Connor How is that not sexual harassment? On the other hand: Is there any way to prove veracity of breasts without sexually harassing?
Also, there is going to be lots of swimming and diving in this movie, and remember the Road Rules lady who bellyflopped and popped her implant? Do not try Baywatch at home, ladies.
Comments on both sites are full of fail. Current Mood: *thud*