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polly peachum-wright ([info]wallflower) wrote in [info]unfunnybusiness,
@ 2010-02-14 09:43:00


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Remember this guy? He's started his "social experiment" of what it's like to be homeless in Melbourne by blogging regularly, being featured in a newspaper article, having weekly meet-ups (?), and lots of lying.

If I had access to razors, a shower and a washing machine, and didn’t enjoy the internet as much as I do, I think I could easily get a part-time job and live my life like this (during the summer, at least).

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I also went online and started house-hunting.

At the end of the month, my Dad is coming down; getting a hotel, and making sure I’m housed and fed before I find a place of my own. Anyone who’s gone house-hunting knows how long that can take, so I set up a temporary email address and started looking today.


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At Coles I bought another loaf of bread. It turns out they do have the cheaper bread and I just missed it last time. But I got the lightly more expensive stuff, as I prefer multi-grain. I also bought an orange and a carrot, which I then ate.

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On a whim, I went up to a donut shop that was closing and explained that I was homeless and couldn’t remember the last time I’d had a donut. The girl behind the counter looked extremely sympathetic, but explained that they couldn’t give out donuts due to store policy. I said that I understood, and went back to doing the sudoku in the paper.

A few minutes later, she snuck over with a bag full of donuts. “Don’t tll my boss, and you can have these,” she whispered.


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Arrived at Fed Square. It seems today is the one-year anniversary of “Black Saturday”, the worst day of the Victorian Bushfires. Some people have accused me of insensitivity, living on the streets on the anniversary of so many people being forced out of their homes. (It’s a coincidence- I chose Feb because it is short and warm) If anyone turns up, I’m sure they’ll be unimpressed by the location. 12 through 2 they’re showing the remembrance service on the big screen. Before, and (I assume) after; they’re showing documentary footage of the events.

I watched the footage for about an hour; the docos are quite well made.


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I’ve reached the point where if I’m fairly picky, I get about a 25% success rate with asking for money. If I was even more selective, I reckon I could get it up to about 50-60% success. You can just tell from some people’s faces whether they’ll give you change or not.

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I’ve fairly conclusively demonstrated that I’m not stealing anyone’s sleeping spots. Except for the first night, I’ve not yet come across a single sleeping person at night. Where-ever they go, it’s not where I’m sleeping. I suppose one could argue that they’re not there because I am, but if you’d seen any of the places I’d slept, you’d realise how ridiculous that is.

The comments on his blog http://www.peterchayward.com are a mix of support and angry (his mom shows up). [info]melbournemaniac has a post with a scan of the newspaper article (with picture!), and [info]sf_drama has nothing but disdain for him. Can't say that I disagree.

ETA: This entry makes me wish I lived in Melbourne so I could punch him in the face. Summary: A nice couple takes Peter home, lets him shower, feeds him, and gives him $50. They sound like wonderful people. He sounds like a douchecanoe.


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[info]annaham
2010-02-14 09:12 pm UTC (link)
Some people have accused me of insensitivity, living on the streets on the anniversary of so many people being forced out of their homes.

DAAAW POOR YOU

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[info]sarracenia
2010-02-14 09:40 pm UTC (link)
Every time I hear more about this guy, he comes off as more of a thoughtless douche. At this rate, he's going to reach some kind of maximum douchery and implode from the sheer force of douchery contained in one body. Hopefully it'll happen before he finishes his little adventure and starts broadcasting how it's totally easy to be homeless and the people there just need to work a little harder to get out of it.

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[info]mizii_marzen
2010-02-14 09:44 pm UTC (link)
Somebody I know recently spent one night sleeping on the streets to raise money for charity.

He said it was freezing and that it was no way to live and was sympathetic towards people forced into such a situaion because when he'd done the night, he was just very very glad he had a home to go back to.

That is one thing I think makes some sort of logical sense (there was a reason to it and it is not abusing the notion of being homeless), as opposed to hogging resources, which is simply hurting other people. How can it seem like a good idea? He may as well go about doing nothing of the things he is taking for free, because that's one less homeless person with supplies!

How does he not understand that this is essentially theft (imo)?

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[info]telegramsam
2010-02-16 03:21 pm UTC (link)
How does he not understand that this is essentially theft (imo)?

He's a self-absorbed spoiled brat of man-child with a sense of entitlement, that's how.

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[info]smashingstars
2010-02-14 09:46 pm UTC (link)
But I got the lightly more expensive stuff, as I prefer multi-grain.

This is where I stopped reading, because RAGE.

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[info]honorh
2010-02-15 12:05 am UTC (link)
He's an awfully delicate flower for being homeless, isn't he?

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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2010-02-15 05:19 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2010-02-15 08:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arionhunter, 2010-02-15 09:53 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2010-02-17 06:32 am UTC

[info]airborne_rodent
2010-02-14 09:50 pm UTC (link)
So I wonder how long it'll be before someone beats the crap out of him.

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(no subject) - [info]lil_miss_stfu, 2010-02-14 11:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_ganesh, 2010-02-15 02:02 am UTC
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[info]myluckyseven
2010-02-14 09:51 pm UTC (link)
"If I had access to razors, a shower and a washing machine, and didn’t enjoy the internet as much as I do, I think I could easily get a part-time job and live my life like this (during the summer, at least)."

Man, being homeless would be so easy without the problems that come from being homeless!

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(no subject) - [info]vorpal_blade, 2010-02-15 04:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2010-02-15 08:42 pm UTC

[info]bukowski
2010-02-14 09:59 pm UTC (link)
Wait I thought he said he wasn't going to be using resources meant for actual homeless people. I guess that doesn't include begging people for donations that should go to actual homeless people or tricking employees into giving him free donuts. Ugh.

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(no subject) - [info]ekaterinv, 2010-02-15 02:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarkhunter, 2010-02-15 01:14 pm UTC

[info]sandglass
2010-02-14 10:05 pm UTC (link)
I also went online and started house-hunting.

CLEARLY HE IS LIVING JUST LIKE ANY OTHER HOMELESS PERSON. CAPS LOCK OF RAAAAAAAGE.

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(no subject) - [info]sandglass, 2010-02-14 11:43 pm UTC
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[info]cyndra_falin
2010-02-14 10:46 pm UTC (link)
So thats what its like to be full of shit.

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(no subject) - [info]wolfshark, 2010-02-14 11:52 pm UTC
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[info]brennalarose
2010-02-15 12:24 am UTC (link)
BRB, on a roaring rampage of revenge

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[info]dana
2010-02-15 02:43 am UTC (link)
Is he being homeless in Melbourne or Brisbane? For some reason I thought he had decided to head up here and be homeless.

If he is in Brisbane, I'd like to know where he is so I could have talk to him bout his choices.

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(no subject) - [info]wallflower, 2010-02-15 02:52 am UTC
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[info]drakyndra
2010-02-15 03:04 am UTC (link)
Is it wrong that during the big storm the other day, I thought of him and LOL'd?

Because seriously, this guy just does not get it.

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[info]ghoulsis
2010-02-15 03:04 am UTC (link)
I think my fave comment so far from his blog post comes from Greg G:

Peter has access to resources, he is not using them. He is not homeless: he is camping.

That about sums it up for me.

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(no subject) - [info]sandglass, 2010-02-15 06:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ghoulsis, 2010-02-15 05:25 pm UTC

[info]kyabetsu
2010-02-15 03:36 am UTC (link)
I wish I had the funding for my social experiment.

I want to fly to Australia, and follow around entitled, sheltered, egocentric, myopic, neutron-star-dense, walking anal polyps who pose as homeless people with a large yellow sign that reads: "<-- LIAR." I would like to sign-shadow for the remainder of February, and record the reactions of the subject and the people around him. I would post it to the web, give interviews with any relevant local news sources, pay for my own meals and signage, and make sensible arrangements for lodging.


Really, I'd much rather that all the Melbourne folks people threatening internet violence just came to his meet-ups with "FAKER," "LIAR," "LEECH," and "CON-ARTIST" signs. This man-child could use a good, old-fashioned PICKETING. I fantasize about the resulting photos and news articles.

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[info]ruslan
2010-02-15 03:59 am UTC (link)
Just LOOK at his Livejournal icon. He is like the Platonic ideal of a Backpfeifengesicht.

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(no subject) - [info]eleutheria, 2010-02-15 06:08 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]gardnerhill, 2010-02-16 07:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2010-02-15 09:13 am UTC
I love Germans. :D - [info]bubosquared, 2010-02-15 09:18 pm UTC
Re: I love Germans. :D - [info]kumquat_of_doom, 2010-02-17 04:36 pm UTC

[info]quantumreality
2010-02-15 07:04 am UTC (link)
There've been the occasional newspaper reporter and/or politician that has done the "try living on welfare for a month and see how PAINFULLY INADEQUATE the money actually is" thing. In my home province there was a politician named Emery Barnes who did just this, and he made quite a stink about how the whole welfare system is run by the cheapest skinflints known to mankind - at least in the 1980s, though it didn't get much better since then from what I've heard.

I don't think any such have actually tried the "take only what you got on you and try sleeping on the street for just one night in the depth of winter and see how crappy it is" thing, though.

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(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2010-02-15 07:36 am UTC
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[info]napalmnacey
2010-02-15 02:02 pm UTC (link)
Hah! My post!

I really don't like his mother. >:(

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(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2010-02-15 08:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2010-02-15 09:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2010-02-16 03:13 am UTC
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[info]sneer
2010-02-15 05:27 pm UTC (link)
Ugh. Fuck this guy.

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[info]finchbird
2010-02-15 05:51 pm UTC (link)
What a douchebag.

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[info]ekaterinv
2010-02-16 03:44 am UTC (link)
Even the title of his blog is self-involved and pretentious. "Pictures and Words: A Blog by Peter C. Hayward." He's so very special and important! And BORING!

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[info]lotus79
2010-02-17 01:47 am UTC (link)
This all reminds me of an old Voyager episode where the holographic doctor thinks all the humans should stop whining about being sick. So he programs a 24 hour flu bug for himself to prove that he can do it too and it's not so bad and what are they complaining about?

He was a smug bastard about it for the whole 24 hours but then Kes reprogrammed his virus so it lasted an extra hour and he panicked and cried and demanded attention because it didn't stop when it was supposed to and obviously that meant he was in dire danger of holo-death.

And sorry for the tl;dr. In short, I wish we could take away all his little insurance mechanisms and show him what it is *really* like to be homeless. Because then he mioght finally get it instead of being a smug git and just being convinced that he does.

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(no subject) - [info]northen_light36, 2010-02-17 09:24 am UTC

[info]exdee
2010-02-18 12:46 am UTC (link)
I can't tell what this is. It sounds like support, but it's from Neil Gaiman.
He might mean fascinating in a horrible, can't look away sense.

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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2010-02-18 03:55 pm UTC

redwarrior
2010-02-19 10:50 pm UTC (link)
This guy:

8========================================D



(massive dick)

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