If you're a boxing champion, you can beat up your girlfriend.
Dereck Chisora is a heavyweight boxer, challenging for the world title next month. His (now ex) girlfriend... isn't.
That didn't stop him from beating her up when he found a text message from another man on her phone.
And, despite a history of offences including assaulting a police officer and possession of an offensive weapon, all he got was a 12-week suspended sentence.
Oh, because his promoter gave him a character reference. The promoter who's no doubt making big money from the title fight next month. Well, that's not a conflict of interest!