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lolcoholic ([info]lolcoholic) wrote in [info]unfunnybusiness,
@ 2008-02-11 01:50:00
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Entry tags:thetans, wtf?

That's it! David Miscavige is a Bond villian. I get it now.

OPERATION PLANETARY CALM--WTMF?

David Miscavige is the head of Scientology, and he has a dastardly plot to destroy psychiatry and "audit the planet." No, seriously. 

http://glosslip.com/2008/02/07/scientology-leader-david-miscavige-explains-cos-plans-to-obliterate-pyschiatry/

Highlights of this video:

*The little grenade animation. Yea, bomb the hell out of those psychs.
*The Way to Happiness replacing the Gideon Bible in a hotel. LOL.
*Kimora Lee Simmons' face  and clothing line bringing Scientology to "12-18 year-old" African Americans.
*Scientology for the "Third World."

O_o    What. The. Fuck.   I hope he enjoyed Sunday.


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[info]lil_miss_stfu
2008-02-11 02:36 pm UTC (link)
I didn't dare watch it for fear I'd get so pissed off I'd lob my laptop through the balcony door. Why can't these people just fuck off and die already?

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[info]criticalcricket
2008-02-11 03:03 pm UTC (link)
That is amazing. I don't know how those people can sit there and clap as this man preaches war against psychiatry, society even. He has a very odd delivery of the speech and I don't just mean the Scientology speak. It's like he speaks full speed ahead so everything blurs together. The Scientology speak doesn't help either, it makes him sound like he's speaking Xenuese instead of English.

I'm starting to wonder if we don't need a comm dedicated to laughing at Scientology. They certainly deliver quite consistently these days.

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[info]anarchicq
2008-02-11 05:25 pm UTC (link)
I'm starting to wonder if we don't need a comm dedicated to laughing at Scientology. They certainly deliver quite consistently these days.
Oh please? Please please please?

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[info]sneer
2008-02-11 06:44 pm UTC (link)
IAWTC.

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[info]anarchicq
2008-02-11 06:45 pm UTC (link)
...
Now I'm picturing Valtiel dancing with Pyramid Von Teese.

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[info]talec
2008-02-11 10:02 pm UTC (link)
Yes! :D

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[info]criticalcricket
2008-02-11 07:23 pm UTC (link)
We could call it "Scienlology" or "Xenews" or something XD

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[info]anarchicq
2008-02-11 07:25 pm UTC (link)
I like Xenews^^

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[info]rennyn_alerothi
2008-02-11 09:35 pm UTC (link)
YES.

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[info]thoms
2008-02-11 07:16 pm UTC (link)
[info]operation_mock

Your wish is my command.

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[info]criticalcricket
2008-02-11 07:41 pm UTC (link)
Awwwww, you were sposed to name it Scienlolgy :( *goes to join anyway*

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[info]anarchicq
2008-02-12 07:30 pm UTC (link)
ScientlLOLojyyuichi!! even!

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[info]talec
2008-02-11 10:04 pm UTC (link)
Oh, yay!

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[info]nam_jai
2008-02-11 03:15 pm UTC (link)
*Scientology for the "Third World."

And spread thanks to the loving care of U.S. corporations, too. I'm all a-tingle with warm fuzzies over that one.

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[info]lolcoholic
2008-02-11 05:42 pm UTC (link)
The corporations are denying the connection:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/webscout/2008/02/corporations-na.html

Philips: "We're as stunned as everybody this morning."

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[info]nam_jai
2008-02-11 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Okay, that just makes it even more hilarious. Loved the bit about the suspicious lack of verbs. But it says something about my view of Scientologists when I'm instantly willing to take the word of mega-corporations over theirs. Admittedly, when I heard the speech, I was perplexed as to how promoting Scientology in Third World countries served corporations' interests.

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[info]t_boy
2008-02-12 04:47 am UTC (link)
I do note that the companies are denying that they're associating with Scientology the religion, and not the Scientology affiliates.

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[info]t_boy
2008-02-11 03:23 pm UTC (link)
It's so unreal.

The first half, it appears that he's speaking English, and then in the second half, it feels like he's pulling numbers out from... planet Earth, maybe, but from I don't know which dimension.

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[info]ealusaid
2008-02-11 03:52 pm UTC (link)
He called his own organization's actions "diabolical". Does he even know what he's saying?

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[info]miraba
2008-02-11 04:03 pm UTC (link)
I don not think it means what he thinks it means.

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[info]randombastary
2008-02-12 01:18 am UTC (link)
Damn!! You beat me to it!!

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[info]hallidae
2008-02-11 04:07 pm UTC (link)
O_____o I got nothing.

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[info]ladyrogue
2008-02-11 05:42 pm UTC (link)
*just points to icon*

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[info]tehrin
2008-02-11 08:01 pm UTC (link)
Why does it all sound like a pyramid scheme?

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[info]t_boy
2008-02-12 04:29 am UTC (link)
It's the hyperbolic numbers. He's going, like, "TWO BILLION ZILLION!" and people (not us people, them people) are going "w00t!"

Sounds like every other MLM scheme I've seen.

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[info]deliciouschaos
2008-02-11 09:42 pm UTC (link)
Dude. Dude, what?

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[info]chaimonkey
2008-02-11 10:01 pm UTC (link)
Holy fuck, the anti-drug coalition I work for receives Narconon e-mails.

I am SO asking to delete that subscription!

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[info]ms_treesap
2008-02-11 10:15 pm UTC (link)
Anti drug coalition?

I'm not being wanky, honest. I was just brought up in a New Agey sort of house, so am not very interested in modern Western medicine. And I suppose saying that could be construed as wanky, too *brain spins*

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[info]chaimonkey
2008-02-12 05:01 am UTC (link)
As in, illegal drugs and drug abuse.

Nah, you don't sound wanky to me. :D

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[info]ms_treesap
2008-02-12 11:30 am UTC (link)
Aaah, that makes sense.

My parents live in a town with a lot of Scilologists (and they aren't interested in Sci at all, honest, Anon D:) and the 'Tologists used to hand out anti-cocaine booklets.

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[info]moonjaguar
2008-02-11 11:46 pm UTC (link)
Narconon is just plain disgusting. I haven't heard their ads lately on the radio stations that air them lately-- maybe they were flooded with calls and e-mails about that. Sheesh, I e-mailed them over a year ago about those and got nada, they probably thought I was a tinhat. Or else they knew and didn't care, it's money after all.

Christiane F. went to a Narconon facility in the '70s and she got off easy.

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[info]chaimonkey
2008-02-12 05:02 am UTC (link)
I was confused when they recommended an L. Ron Hubbard anti-drug book for kids (illegal drugs and drug-abuse, that is), and now it makes perfect sense.

Weird. *starts reading up on Christiane F*

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[info]moonjaguar
2008-02-11 11:57 pm UTC (link)
Anyone else besides me misread his name as "David Miscarriage"?

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[info]sparkysrevenge
2008-02-12 11:19 am UTC (link)
I did at first.

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