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El Juno ([info]eljuno) wrote in [info]wank_report,
@ 2007-07-02 18:27:00


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Current mood: bored
Current music:Smashing Pumpkins - Hello Kitty Kat

This is the second edition of the default post. Please only comment here if this is the only visible post with space for comments.

All tips posted under this post are fair game to anyone who wants them, but please comment if you take one so that we know. It cuts down on duplicate wank.



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(Anonymous)
2008-12-20 04:26 pm UTC (link)
*founds this on metaquotes and then went to ffr and saw all the related wank*

http://community.livejournal.com/fanficrants/7474890.html
mistress_siana wrote a fake rant report from Europe against America on how Obama's such a Mary Sue.
Dear America,

please stop it. Your OMC, Obama, is the worst Sue I've seen in a long time. Your WIP has been going on for a while now, with frequent updates, but so far, we haven't seen a single flaw. Coolest guy in town, funny, smart as a particularly smart whip, easily catches the eye of every swing state, about to adopt a puppy... even rappers like him. Rappers! The world is a hostile place. Suspicious European governments aren't going to be excited to the point of dribbling on their shirts the moment he appears on their doorstep. 200,000 people in Berlin? Come on. That name alone. Seriously, what's with people and their love for unusual names? John and Bill are perfectly fine for a president. Or Milhous. Even worse, your John McCain is completely OOC. That man's a war hero, he's not going to suddenly, I don't know, campaign with a fake plumber or something, just to make your character look better. Even more ridiculous: al Qaeda endorsing McCain to show how awesome your Sue is. And I'm not even talking about Sarah Palin. The world doesn't work that way.

However, the worst thing is the puppy. Please, don't let him have a puppy. If that happens, the planet will spontaneously combust to be replaced by a big ball of fluff and sunshine. Seriously. Al Gore was bad enough--Oscar AND Nobel Prize, puh-lease--but at least he had the decency to lose the election. For the love of puppies, give us some flaws, something to work with, okay?

Lots of love,
Europe


(so sorry )



Most people are amused by it.
But of course, this is fanficrants.
From delwynmarch-
Sorry, I don't see the fun in this. I find it annoying and completely out of place. Moreover, as a European, it irks me that I should somehow be included in this "Lots of love, Europe".

If I wanted politics, I'd go on political forums. I religiously avoid them because I DO NOT WANT to discuss politics, in any way or shape.

SO PLEASE GET THE HELL OUT OF MY NON-POLITICAL COMMUNITY!!!!

People's responses (mostly "dude, like, chill"s) and delwynmarch responds back (http://community.livejournal.com/fanficrants/7474890.html?thread=209876682#t209876682)



And from the moderator, kutsuwamushi:
Trollbanned.

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(Anonymous)
2008-12-20 09:32 pm UTC (link)
...do you know how fucking old this is, honey? I kind of hate people who post to wank_report who obviously don't read any of the wank communities.

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(Anonymous)
2008-12-21 02:08 am UTC (link)
Yo, don't call people 'honey', dipshit.

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(Anonymous)
2008-12-21 03:34 pm UTC (link)
You're adorable, honey. Like a retarded person. *pinches cheeks*

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(Anonymous)
2008-12-21 10:09 pm UTC (link)
To hell with the spam -- could someone please clear out the anonybitches? This isn't fucking ONTD.

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(Anonymous)
2008-12-22 12:09 am UTC (link)
You know you're one of the "anonybitches", right, sweetheart?

God, you're dumb.

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[info]vzg
2008-12-23 03:10 am UTC (link)
I wish. Unfortunately, we cannot. :[

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