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The Ballad of Dan Lirette Part 2: Batshit Buggalo
(Anonymous)
2009-06-02 11:37 pm UTC (link)

Bit of an update on this thread: http://www.journalfen.net/community/unfunnybusiness/111303.html

So Baby Faith has gone off to a better place, and the Something Awful thread has been goldmined.

But Dan is still throwing a shitfit.

Since SA stopped caring after the thread was closed, Dan has decided to target Encyclopedia Dramatica. So what did he do? Why, he made his own version of EA (http://encyclopediaparodia.com/tiki-index.php?page=HomePage) and filled it with "hilarious" articles slandering everyone who dared to go against him, including SA and EA member ZoSoZodiac, whom he offered a $500 reward for the personal information of. (Like everything else, he deleted the articles. A screenshot of ZoSo's is on his EA page.) He also managed to C&D autoaim's archive of all of the videos he had deleted.

Meanwhile, Dan's home forum at moncton.net has been trashed by people from SA and the moderator, Paladin. Paladin is a bit trigger happy with the "delete" button and is all too happy to completely delete posts containing anything negative about Dan or anything suspicious looking, leaving in his wake half empty threads that make absolutely no sense and a bunch of pissed off regulars. The closing of that and the accompanying chat room were enough to make the local news. (http://www.topix.com/ca/moncton-nb/2009/06/moncton-net-forum-shut-down-by-goons)

According to the EA page, he also apparently killed someone while driving drunk. But so far, there's no proof to back at up.

Oh, and according to the later pages of the SA thread, Dan decided to show his sympathy for Myah over Faith's death by... posting videos on Myspace about disabled children. (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=57404064) He would have attended and paid for the funeral but... you know... "his wife wouldn't let him", according to the SA thread.

The only thing that would make this whole situation even crazier is if he found caito's post and decided to team up with Lady Sybilla to ruin caito's life. (Though, the combined power of their narcassism might create a black hole...)

	Re: The Ballad of Dan Lirette Part 2: Batshit Buggalo (Anonymous) 2009-06-04 04:01 am UTC (link)
	And another thread has started up: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3148033&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Myah seems to be on the war path as well. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: The Ballad of Dan Lirette Part 2: Batshit Buggalo (Anonymous) 2009-06-04 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Edit: ED, not EA. If it were EA, this whole thing would be even more insane. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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