THIS.

I mean, a hetero-romantic asexual talks to the average straight guy about how he loves his girlfriend but isn't attracted to her/doesn't want to have sex with her. He's probably gonna get pointed to a doctor, told he clearly needs to come out as the repressed gay guy he is, and/or told he's 'doing it wrong'. Not get told by the heterosexual 'you're totes one of us!'.