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El Juno ([info]eljuno) wrote in [info]wank_report,
@ 2010-07-18 21:10:00


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(Anonymous)
2010-10-01 11:07 pm UTC (link)
They discussed getting STDs for a small part of two whole posts and someone said it was gross, they're amoral sex-fiends!

I wanted to see it span for pages and there to be a drabble about Ichigo getting crabs from Orihime, cause you know it's gotta come from her. Then he realizes that he should either remain scared of vagina's or look for penence from Rukia pure vagina. She kicks him to remind him that she's the only one who vagina won't give him VD, and they skip off into the sunset.

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(Anonymous)
2010-10-01 11:13 pm UTC (link)
Of course it came from her. Do you not see how many pairing fanclubs Orihime is in BleachAsylum alone? That whore!

Not to mention Ichigo bottoms to everyone so he'll probably be clean. Not NOT to mention that all Shinigami and Arrancar are dead and probably won't be diseased and Chad is too smart not to practice safe-sex. I'd rather not talk about Kurosakicest but Isshin's technically dead too, and all of incarnation of Ichigo's sword = Ichigo, so if he's clean, they probably are too.

And I just derailed myself...

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(Anonymous)
2010-10-01 11:21 pm UTC (link)
...what about Ishida? All the attitude is probably hiding a big, itchy secret.

If being an Origo means I get to talk like this, then sign me up!

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(Anonymous)
2010-10-01 11:29 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry, are you implying Ishida TOPS? It's so rare it's myth! But don't worry, whoever gets what role in this rather confused duo, Ichigo and Ishida are both smart young men who knows what's what.

...and they've both been taught by Isshin very carefully and methodologically on what to do when and where to put what.

But Isshin swears by his son's life that all those times he caught them in compromising positions are an accident. Yes, even that one in the motel. Isshin was just passing randomly by and decided to enter a random occupied room.

Honestly.


Talk like what? They have their own language now?

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