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El Juno ([info]eljuno) wrote in [info]wank_report,
@ 2010-07-18 21:10:00
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Current mood: thoughtful
Current music:White Rabbits - Percussion Gun

This is the third edition of the [info]wank_report default post. Please only comment here if this is the only visible post with space for comments.

All tips posted under this post are fair game to anyone who wants them, but please comment if you take one, in the interests of keeping duplicate wank to a minimum.


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Re: Tiger & Bunny fandom's first wank?
(Anonymous)
2011-07-22 02:48 am UTC (link)
As a childless person my friends often whisk away their children into another room for fear of me running about molesting them. There needs to be a telethon for childless straights where they raise funds for fertility treatments so our pedo tendencies can finally be cured.

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Re: Tiger & Bunny fandom's first wank?
(Anonymous)
2011-07-22 06:30 am UTC (link)
LOL!

Okay, seriously - has this ever happened to anyone? Are there really evil straightphobes out there that connect childlessness by choice to being a molester? Is this an accepted truth of the heterophobic world? I don't want to have giant blue jellyfish; do the straightbashers think I'm some kind of sick sealife fetishist?

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Re: Tiger & Bunny fandom's first wank?
(Anonymous)
2011-07-22 07:35 am UTC (link)
You are making no sense.

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Re: Tiger & Bunny fandom's first wank?
(Anonymous)
2011-07-22 12:05 pm UTC (link)
To be brutally honest? Chances are that this is not happening since you are straight or childless, but since you come across as a complete and utter creep. I wouldn't let someone who rambles as incoherently as you near my children, either.


Notice that even when taken at face value, nothing you describe has to do with discrimination against straight people as a group: It'd be discriminating against childless people. Brain. Use it.

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Re: Tiger & Bunny fandom's first wank?
(Anonymous)
2011-07-22 12:09 pm UTC (link)
I think they were being sarcastic. As is, this doesn't happen so the argument about straight childless people being assumed to be paedophiles is invalid.

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Re: Tiger & Bunny fandom's first wank?
(Anonymous)
2011-07-24 09:35 pm UTC (link)
I was! Which makes the poster above look a bit of a complete tit.

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Re: Tiger & Bunny fandom's first wank?
(Anonymous)
2011-08-01 02:34 am UTC (link)
Your sarcasm meter is on the fritz. Unclench.

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