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El Juno ([info]eljuno) wrote in [info]wank_report,
@ 2010-07-18 21:10:00


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Current mood: thoughtful
Current music:White Rabbits - Percussion Gun

This is the third edition of the [info]wank_report default post. Please only comment here if this is the only visible post with space for comments.

All tips posted under this post are fair game to anyone who wants them, but please comment if you take one, in the interests of keeping duplicate wank to a minimum.



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Glee wank
(Anonymous)
2011-10-07 09:42 pm UTC (link)
Pyroclastic, one of the wankier BNFs of the Glee fandom, posts a fic (http://kurt-blaine.livejournal.com/2857684.html) to the kurt_blaine LJ comm.

windrider167 praises the fic (http://kurt-blaine.livejournal.com/2857684.html?thread=102393556#t102393556), but thinks it's a little too polished.

Pyro gets butthurt and whines on her tumblr (http://slytherkurt.tumblr.com/post/11106243214/i-cant-win). Aside from blacking out windrider's username in a screencap, she makes it easy to figure out who wrote that comment.

Naderegen points out that it's mostly a compliment, and even the concrit isn't slamming the fic, but Pyro is not appeased (http://slytherkurt.tumblr.com/post/11112793531/naderegen-but-80-of-this-comment-is-a). She puts so much more effort than anyone else, but the lesser peons get nothing but praise, unlike poor, suffering Pyro! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HER PAIN.

canniblaine tells windrider that Pyro and her minions are mocking her. (http://kurt-blaine.livejournal.com/2857684.html?thread=102403028#t102403028) Pyro's minions come rushing in to defend her, and Pyro gets passive aggressive and makes a show of forgiving windrider, as if she had wronged Pyro to begin with.

Pyro whines to the mods. (http://kurt-blaine.livejournal.com/10384.html?thread=102408592#t102408592)

Bonus links for further reading:

http://glee-anon.livejournal.com/22839.html?thread=103894327#t103894327

http://glee-anon.livejournal.com/22839.html?thread=103914039#t103914039

http://fanficrants.livejournal.com/10690170.html (f-locked. No one is mentioned by name, but it's obvious that this wank is the subject of that entry)

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Re: Glee wank
(Anonymous)
2011-10-08 12:29 am UTC (link)
I admit, I was dying to know who was being referenced on that FFR post. This is far more gloriously wanky than I had hoped. (Plus, bonus passive-aggressive spoiler cut wank on the fic post!) Thank you, anon.

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Re: Glee wank
(Anonymous)
2011-10-08 01:24 am UTC (link)
They keep using the word 'polished.' Looking at the fic, I do not think it means what they think it means.

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Re: Glee wank
[info]loopywafflehead
2011-10-08 02:53 pm UTC (link)
I'll take this one. Will let you know when it's posted!

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Re: Glee wank
[info]loopywafflehead
2011-10-08 07:51 pm UTC (link)
Posted! http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1282458.html

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Re: Glee wank
(Anonymous)
2011-10-08 09:48 pm UTC (link)
http://gleewank.tumblr.com/post/10332827277/the-epic-saga-of-p-and-her-pa-attitude

The above isn't about this specific wank but it's relevant in that it outlines some of Pyro's long wanky history in Glee fandom if you wanted some background. She's our Aja, tbh. :(

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Re: Glee wank
[info]loopywafflehead
2011-10-09 10:03 am UTC (link)
Adding to the post!

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Re: Glee wank
(Anonymous)
2011-10-09 12:40 am UTC (link)
Thanks for posting it! :)

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Re: Glee wank
[info]loopywafflehead
2011-10-09 10:04 am UTC (link)
No problem. It was nice to have something funny to post!

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Re: Glee wank
(Anonymous)
2011-10-19 03:45 pm UTC (link)
Pyro wanks again -

http://slytherkurt.tumblr.com/post/11592177267/kluet-slytherkurt-kluet-slytherkurt

Glee_anon comments on pyro's stupid

http://glee-anon.livejournal.com/22839.html?thread=104400183#t104400183

because, to quote one poster

lol I can't on multiple levels. why yes, the offensiveness of the terms "crackship" and "fag" are clearly analogous.

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