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El Juno ([info]eljuno) wrote in [info]wank_report,
@ 2010-07-18 21:10:00


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Tag war on Tumblr!
(Anonymous)
2012-03-11 04:16 am UTC (link)
Korean boy band SHINee announces that they're having a comeback, with a new mini-album called, for whatever reason, "Sherlock". Pictures are released.

Excited K-Pop fans take to their tumblrs! Many reblogs are made of the teaser pictures and tracks.

http://breathinginsilence.tumblr.com/post/19088740122/to-the-people-who-follow-me-who-dont-know-wtf
http://taemintwaffle.tumblr.com/post/19087835450/what-what-what-what-keeeeeey-its-key
http://taemintwaffle.tumblr.com/post/19088650305

But lo! The Sherlock fandom is displeased! For you see, in their excitement, the Shawols have tagged their posts about obscure Korean pop bands with their tag.

Sherlockians shake their canes and yell, "Get off my lawn tag!" Shawols mostly just lol.

http://aramish182.tumblr.com/post/19098689136/i-went-on-the-sherlock-tag-and-only-found-a-bunch
http://armoured-bear.tumblr.com/post/19089488460/it-would-be-really-nice-if-all-the-fans-of-this
http://malfoyxgranger.tumblr.com/post/19097277874/its-funny-how-the-sherlock-tag-is-stuffed-with
http://taemintwaffle.tumblr.com/post/19091785929/keymerawhore-the-doctors-plus-one-the
http://sottomarino-sposata.tumblr.com/post/19097740849/will-everyone-please-stop-tagging-their-shit-for-a
http://sottomarino-sposata.tumblr.com/post/19098768676/theres-nothing-that-says-you-can-tag-posts-sherlock
http://sottomarino-sposata.tumblr.com/post/19098849014/okay-so-yes-shinee-is-clogging-the-sherlock-tag-but
http://taemintwaffle.tumblr.com/post/19092130154/dear-butthurt-people-on-sherlock-tag
http://taemintwaffle.tumblr.com/post/19092151167/teacher-now-class-turn-to-page-325-in-your
http://joonsdick.tumblr.com/post/19092050825/that-moment-when-we-tag-everything-sherlock-on
http://mynameisyaminn.tumblr.com/post/19090106019
http://taemintwaffle.tumblr.com/post/19092878616/2minanon-sins-taemin-dirty-sohee
http://goodbyestephanie.tumblr.com/post/19092077546/smh-at-all-of-these-mature-shinee-fans-who-are
http://taemintwaffle.tumblr.com/post/19092979286/the-war
http://divinefestival.tumblr.com/post/19094244810/wait-wait-wait-there-is-a-legit-fanwar-going-on
http://britbi.tumblr.com/post/19094056269/i-think-if-their-album-is-called-sherlock-then
http://syenya.tumblr.com/post/19094018563/yes-sweeties-we-know-your-sherlock-came-first-but
http://htebazytook.tumblr.com/post/19098736806/a-you-guys-xd-tagged-as-shinee-because-oh
http://shawolinspirit.tumblr.com/post/19093927863/if-the-next-album-name-is
http://ohmybeautifulbana.tumblr.com/post/19093959281/to-all-shawols-and-sherlockians-you-too-random
http://pikitis.tumblr.com/post/19092056750/youd-think-sherlock-fandom-would-be-ecstatic-that
http://twizzlerjunkie.tumblr.com/post/19098420674/im-going-to-need-yall-to-move-the-fuck-on
http://slytherinish.tumblr.com/post/19098642700/your-respective-tags-what-so-you-own-the
http://cao-guixian.tumblr.com/post/19098533695/chokyuhyun-ds-alright-sherlockians-you-ready

Then both fandoms blink in confusion as a random troll appears and spams the Sherlock tags with gay porn.

http://pinkconcerto.tumblr.com/
http://breathinginsilence.tumblr.com/post/19093281624/but-why-is-there-a-penis
http://breathinginsilence.tumblr.com/post/19094318583/omgawd-make-the-random-penises-stop-i-just-saw
http://breathinginsilence.tumblr.com/post/19093081964/just-so-the-sherlockians-know-it-isnt-shinee
http://keytaeing.tumblr.com/post/19092713801/lol-awks-when-the-shinee-fandom-and-sherlock-fandom-are

TaemintWaffle sums up the conflict pretty succinctly in GIF form: http://taemintwaffle.tumblr.com/post/19096027316/the-sherlock-tag-war

And of course kyuhynsass does the logical thing and writes crossover porn: http://kyuhyunsass.tumblr.com/post/19095559351/sherlock-thrusted-deeper-into-key-im-going-to

And manips crop up too: http://slytherinish.tumblr.com/post/19099051584

I've been going through both tags for half an hour now and I'm still laughing.

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Re: Tag war on Tumblr!
(Anonymous)
2012-03-11 04:23 am UTC (link)
god bless the tumblrs

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Re: Tag war on Tumblr!
(Anonymous)
2012-03-11 06:10 pm UTC (link)
This was pretty hysterical!

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Re: Tag war on Tumblr!
[info]loopywafflehead
2012-03-11 07:25 pm UTC (link)
Ha ha, this is awesome. Thank you! I'll post this one. But I did not see any penis posts :(

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Re: Tag war on Tumblr!
[info]loopywafflehead
2012-03-11 08:53 pm UTC (link)
Posted!

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But where are the penises :( !?
(Anonymous)
2012-03-11 11:48 pm UTC (link)
Come on, mousie, you can't say "gay porn" and then not give links to it! Some of us don't care about BBC Sherlock or SHINee but care very much about cocks, so why you no help :( ? GIMME MY RANDOM PENISES!!!

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Re: But where are the penises :( !?
(Anonymous)
2012-03-12 04:49 am UTC (link)
OP

Couldn't find any. I think Tumblr deletes porn posts relatively quickly too.

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Re: But where are the penises :( !?
(Anonymous)
2012-03-13 06:28 am UTC (link)
If it was only one person, someone probably just reported them for harassment and they got suspended or something. If Tumblr were that proactive about deleting porn the site would be about 10% of the size that it is right now.

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