What the shit, i_wank!?
Hey, people, it's called i_wank, not im_gonna_wank.

ETA: I had "not 'lets_start_wanking_now'." at first, but that showed up as "not [Bad username in LJ tag].", which is funny for reasons of its own.

1) So first off, we had that lovely post by nqdonne a few weeks back where she tried to use the comm as insurance against ending up on FW. "I don't _think_ I was wanking, but in case anybody else does, hee! Can't wank me now!" Very cute. Until the mods decided they'd make an exception, just for her.

2) Then we had karmyn75's post, which wasn't "I wank" as much as it was "I Whinge." She posted a story to a mailing list and didn't get any feedback on it, and was posting so that all of us could know and share her pain. or else to be a wanky drama queen attention whore. One of the two.

I can't link you to her post; she deleted it. Good times! Anybody got a back-up saved?

3) Next it was sandyclaws68's turn. She decided that obviously, i_wank exists as an advice column to prevent wankas from wanking, and thus wanted our input on how she could rant without getting wanked.

At least when she gets called on it, she manages to wank: please do forgive me that I didn't memorize ALL of the rules before daring to post a question. Er, nope. How about you just STFU?

4) Last but not least, evilerrandrunnr - whose name I can't quite decipher, as it's not "eviler and runner" because there's too many Rs somewhere - writes up a bitchy report for FW which is pretty ho-hum on the drama scale until she gets outed as a sockpuppet for one of the participants. She then deletes the post - BOO FOR DELETIONS - and moves it over to i_wank and pretends that that totally makes it all OK, because she's owning it now. Isn't that cute?

Look, i_wank, if you wanted attention, you just had to ask. Next time, don't piss on the carpeting, k?