THE GREAT BATTLE OF BLEACH
FIGHT FIGHT GO!


One mouse runs in to assure us that OTHER ICHIRUKI FANS ARE THE MODEL OF MENTAL HEALTH!!! and ileenka's just making them look bad but no one really believes her. Thoroughly spurned, this mouse returns in a later comment, craftily disguising herself with lowercase type - OR SO SHE THOUGHT. God bless IP addresses.

zanne_chaos doesn't care about Bleach (but likes my icon squee!) and a chivalrously over-reactive mouse steps forward to defend the slighted damsel floor wax AND a dessert topping anime. Bleach isn't for you, zanne_chaos! Unfortunately, Zanne still frankly doesn't give a damn, dear, (though I think "okay!" would've been a decent enough response) and so cinnamongrrl tells her why it's so awesome. "IMO, Bleach *is* wonderful, and I'll tell you why. I hope you don't find this too tl;dr, but if so let me know and I'll cut it back to something less dreary."

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YOU CAN'T EDIT YOUR COMMENTS. NO ONE CAN! YOU'VE SULLIED THIS PLACE, GRRL, SULLIED IT!



::breathe::

Echoing my own first question, caito wonders what the hell is so interesting about the wank that would warrant so many comments - by my vague tally: Bleach ships, "Why is everyone so crazy in my favorite fandoms? ;_;", "What's Bleach about anyway?", boobies and Strongbad. In one shining moment wrongly_amused forgets all her/his months on FW and wonders why people are so obsessive about a manga and why they're not doing something productive. Surely this is the question that haunts us all in the dead of night.

This nonny is replying to hirself. But don't get confused - the one threatening to educate our children about the alphabet and crazy people online is probably just a dumbfuck that doesn't know how to post new comments - oh, look, it's fanartist! I really appreciate the 666 - WE ARE THE BEAST, MY FELLOW WANKAS! REPRESENT.

At some point, ileenka flocks her post. The first nonny of the previous paragraph plots revenge!

fanartist whines that we shoved them first, Mommy! She also likes exploding peeps. She is also logical and can draw and likes pina coladas and likes getting caught in the rain and is not into yoga and has half a brain and I think she is talking to me in specific but those sentences are kind of long and incoherent ("The only reason you should be posting about a post like this is when it is made on a community or forum where the post is not part of a person's intellectual properly and open to the public.") so apparently she's not that great. And - and that's good, see, because - well, I wasn't jealous or anything - it's just that she's JUST. SO. AMAZING. OMGZ.

Truly, I can only stand back and admire when she reports FW to the JF admins. (Cue CrystalWank flashback - oh, my brave little moterfucking retard.)

Continuing forward, Marionett71088 doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about.

And last but not least - the icing on the cake - the fat at the surface - the cherry on the top - one nonny freaks out like a crazy bitch, rants about the alphabetical order, parrots the cries of the internets-oppressed everywhere, and I think she accused either me or Arkane of starting a WAR. A WAR OF INSULTS AND GOSSIPING! LIES AND OPPRESSION!! NO CAKE AFTER DINNER AND NO CHICKEN IN EVERY OVEN!!!

But the best part was the little ¬¬"". Oh, anonymous anime fangirl, I wished I was a cartoon once too. :(((


All in all, a good wank. We even got an icon out of it! Sadly, nothing about the dangers of alphabetizing.