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Tuesday, April 29th, 2008
9:31p - The hat trick of fail!
Meet [info]anyamarcos:

Hello! First post from me. I just joined here, and honestly, I only joined because I HAD to share this wank with someone who would appreciate it.

She's a living (supposedly), breathing (probably) illustration of the finer principles of LURK MOAR.

[info]fools_game enumerates her many sins:

You post a wank report starting with "First wank, please be gentle" or something similar? FAIL.

Your wank is unfunny and to do with racism, which is not funny? FAIL

You are heavily, unashamedly involved in beginning and perpetuating the wank? FAIL.

When people point out your fail, you get defensive and snippy, insinuate that everybody else is WRONG in their interpreation or knowledge of the rules, and post an annoyed, passive-aggressive comment about how they are WRONG? FAIL FAIL FAIL.

[info]ghostmaster is similarly unimpressed by the overuse of passive-aggressive smiley faces.

Frankly, no one cares what the actual wank is about. The few hardy souls who do click on the link discover an extra-special bonus dimension of fail: [info]anyamarcos has provided the real first name, location, and other identifying information of the target of her ire. And apparently also reported his Internet Shenanigans to his parents. OR SO SHE SAYS.

Mods delete the original [info]otf_wank post, as well as the subsequent [info]i_wank redux, a) for linking to personal info and b) because said target of said ire is still in high school, and so might be underage. [info]anyamarcos says he's over 18, but then [info]anyamarcos is demonstrably a dumbass, so draw your own conclusions.

But all is not lost! Behold (with judicious editing):
  • The original post on [info]otf_wank.
  • The first collapsed thread, in which [info]loopywafflehead politely inquires about the whole name-and-address thing.
  • The second thread, in which [info]t_boy questions the purpose of the OP's, ahem, dedication, and she gets defensive. With smileys in.
  • Thread the third, in which we are collectively deemed to be rabid Rottweilers. Somewhere, a hyena weeps and wonders where she went wrong. And then eats a baby.
  • The fourth glorious thread, where [info]tez breaks out the SEAL OF FAIL.

    • The link has been removed from all the files, as well as the original wanker's (wankee's?) nickname. Please DO NOT repost this information here. It's for your own good. There are no small parts, only small actors. We have always been at war with Oceania. And you in the back, that'll never heal if you keep picking at it.

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