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Tuesday, June 10th, 2008
12:26p - Bandom Wank: The Musical!
Select scenes from the latest bandom wank, preformed live. Set in one's favorite Rogers and Hammerstein musical setting.

Stage: Large group of wankas stage left. Mouse is seated on plush chair, set alone stage right. Beside Mouse is a copy of "Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior."

Mouse: I am just horrified! You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

(Cue beginning of musical number, "Laughing at The Noob.")

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Wankas (closing chorus of "Laughing at the Noob"): "We eaaaattt our oooowwn!"

lydiapinkham (in falsetto): "We drink tea and are charmingly genteel!"

Lone Wanka (stage whisper to the audience): "I thought we had the lesbian sex after crumpets."

Wankas: (sharp intake of breath) WHAT?

ETA: [info]nonnynonnymouse has shown up to let us know what "bitches" we are, announcing we are MOUTHAFUCKAAASS and that they have "DEFEATED THE FANDOM WANK." Sadly, someone forgot to tell [info]nonnynonnymouse that they were a key part of our required dramatic "death of the villain" scene and plummeted off a three story building before letting the stage crew prepare the cushion of two-year-old Peeps. (Cap thanks to [info]alya1989262 and [info]airie.)

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