"You seem surprised I'm ranting on a ranting community. This is funny."
…No, no it's not. Really.


Author's Notes:
Okay guys, I think I should make myself really really clear. People aren't understanding this metawank report, and I haven't explained it well because I'm soft in the head like that. First, I wasn't sure about the wanky outcome, so I posted it to clairvoyantwank. So now after editing the report and posting it here I wanted to point out that wanking is still going on, but because I'm poor at explaining it, I will leave it up to you to decide where it belongs, because...

This meta wank report is not meant to be a proper meta wank report. It doesn't follow the traditional structure of a wank report. This is because of my poor writing skills. What cathowl is doing, is fapping with his imaginary toys and putting on a public masturbation show the likes you have never seen. Please, won't you watch cathowl fap?

If the wank is going too slowly for you, cathowl doesn't care. cathowl can fap with his toys as fast or slowly as he likes until he is done getting off I also don't care if If you don't like the tone of my wank report because I am a special snowflake.

If you see lj tag errors, mispellings and/or text I am interrogating from the wrong perspective, feel free to point these out. I wouldn't want this report tarnished.

nevadafighter, keep on fighting the good fight of gently pounding sense into fanbrats!
ashenmote, thanks for pointing out that I may be a wee harsh on judging cathowl for his waving an Asperger's flag of surrender!

Without further ado, let's get on with the wank.


cathowl posts a tl;dr frothing rant about ff.nets's rules oppreshun on fandom_rant. At first the reaction is lukewarm bemusement and a passing mention of rules.
Somewhere along the line things take a slightly wanktastic detour, mostly due to cathowl suffering a mildly toxic case of Just Not Getting It:
pyratejenni asks cathowl if he will post again when ff.net boots him off for not following "their ridiculous totalitarian rules".
nevadafighter points out that the OP has mistaken fandom_rant for some other community.
Finally, esorlehcar would rather not have fandom_rant be the dumping grounds of entitlement ragewhen a user is caught breaking rules.
onaga finally points out that the OP may have meant to post this in fanficrants.

I'm wondering if this will peter off or grow into a full blown case of flounce disease, myself. Good times. All that is missing is "Do you get the point of this community at all?!?!" to complete this teeny tiny circle of wank.

[ETA for great justice:]

Author's notes in question are here

Finishing Move! While eventually adopting a more reasonable tone, cathowl pulls the Asperger's card Oh, cathowl why? You were almost done mopping up after yourself.