I vaguely agree with you, and I still wish you would sit down and shut up already.
I was a bit disappointed that I didn't find the newest House fandom wank in time, but I found another! It's kind-of related to said wank.
Fandom Wank's own Wanks About the Topic Previously Wanked About in Fanfiction and it's Seriously Gay
The long threads are the best. Such as here and here.
But size doesn't matter, as some others have laughable comments and icons.
Update: Dear Zoomwankers, lay off the capslock key please? Bold, red text is still annoying to read, but I'd rather see that and it shows that you can code your anger.